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Aug 08, 2005 18:13

Check this out, Macky has just pwn3d the universe. Introducing... The Fighting Mongooses Bolwing Team Mascot



That's right, Me, Macky, Mel and Pud are The Fighting Mongooses, a bowling team with power only normally found in the centre of nuclear blasts. We've decided to add a little meaning to our lives and we figured that bowling would be the ultimate test of mind, body and soul (for those of them with souls, I'm pretty certain mine's broke and I don't think Pud has one, given the ammount of "your mum" jokes he made on Sunday).

I'm a bit tired, so I can't really write a whole great deal. Instrad, I'll do a Colin and offer up a Lyric and a Line:

1) I've been waiting on the overdrive, slick and polished on the inside.

2) Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

And keeping with thee stationary-theme prizes, up for grabs is a twist pencil. Woot. No Google-ing either.
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