I have seen the fnords
HAY GUYS WELCOME TO THE INTERNETS! I'M DOING THIS OLD JOKE AGAIN TO APPEAR POST-IRONICALLY IRONIC! SWEET!
DOUBLE SWEET INFACT!
In other news, I've started the new job. Fun and games are bound to ensue as I am going to looking after their E-mail campaigns and monitoring the web traffic... something which no one has been up to before, so I've not really got KPI's or anything. I probably get to make my own up, which would be uber-sweet. Enough with the chat speak. Here's something to take your minds of the fact that you'll never amount to anything, despite your innate potential, everyone you love will either leave you or die and most of the evil in this world is punishment from God because you touch yourself at night - a lovely horse.
Last night was fun city.com, too drunk at the end though. It's always the quiet ones, especially in the drinking world. If I upset you, touched you, made you laugh, made you get mad, made you get your shotgun, made you spin in circles with your arms outstretched, made you remove a limb from it's designated bodily area and put a "no smoking" sign in it's place; tough. I extend no apologies this week.
The Vertigo of Bliss has begun to consume my life completely. Pray for mojo.
DOUBLE SWEET INFACT!
In other news, I've started the new job. Fun and games are bound to ensue as I am going to looking after their E-mail campaigns and monitoring the web traffic... something which no one has been up to before, so I've not really got KPI's or anything. I probably get to make my own up, which would be uber-sweet. Enough with the chat speak. Here's something to take your minds of the fact that you'll never amount to anything, despite your innate potential, everyone you love will either leave you or die and most of the evil in this world is punishment from God because you touch yourself at night - a lovely horse.
Last night was fun city.com, too drunk at the end though. It's always the quiet ones, especially in the drinking world. If I upset you, touched you, made you laugh, made you get mad, made you get your shotgun, made you spin in circles with your arms outstretched, made you remove a limb from it's designated bodily area and put a "no smoking" sign in it's place; tough. I extend no apologies this week.
The Vertigo of Bliss has begun to consume my life completely. Pray for mojo.