Recollections of drunken fun sexy times IV
me+over a bottle of Jim Beam = drunken fun happy times.
To get the mildly arousing stuff out of the way: accommodation was subpar, gig was great.
Now for the drunken fun times
4am
*Person next door knocks*
Person next door who happens to be german (P for penis)
P: "You're making too much noise!"
Me: YOU'RE making too much noise.
P: It's really late
Me: I know! Why are you making all the noise. It's late. We're trying to sleep.
P: No it's too late. You're too noisy
Me: YOU are too noisy. Shut up! Also, you are a homosexual. But that's ok. homosexuals are funny.
*person next door leaves*
I gave a call to some guy that I don't remember. I left him a voicemail message.
"Hey chadwick! You're hot. I wish to rub my clitoris on my bedpost. Oh by the way. I finally got another job. It's a good job. The job is at Armani. I got it because I have a designer vagina."
oh and this was from 2 weeks ago or something, copied from my myspace. ill have to do one for last night. good times were had
To get the mildly arousing stuff out of the way: accommodation was subpar, gig was great.
Now for the drunken fun times
4am
*Person next door knocks*
Person next door who happens to be german (P for penis)
P: "You're making too much noise!"
Me: YOU'RE making too much noise.
P: It's really late
Me: I know! Why are you making all the noise. It's late. We're trying to sleep.
P: No it's too late. You're too noisy
Me: YOU are too noisy. Shut up! Also, you are a homosexual. But that's ok. homosexuals are funny.
*person next door leaves*
I gave a call to some guy that I don't remember. I left him a voicemail message.
"Hey chadwick! You're hot. I wish to rub my clitoris on my bedpost. Oh by the way. I finally got another job. It's a good job. The job is at Armani. I got it because I have a designer vagina."
oh and this was from 2 weeks ago or something, copied from my myspace. ill have to do one for last night. good times were had