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I'm making two consecutive updates coppied from my 'Myspace'.
I should have realised by the chick at the door wearing a fake moustache. Nonetheless i literally was on 23 standard drinks (which I got for free thanks to me photocopying drink vouchers for the comsoc end of year party). I handed her my $10.
So I'm dancing downstairs with a mate. And I'm thinking 'shit. there's a lot of ugly chicks here. is it short hair season.' 'how did that guy get either of those two girls?' and so on. Then this guy keeps trying to make eye contact with me. I assumed he liked my tshirt. then another guy starts dancing kind of close. I get a call and proceed to go to the toilet. On my way back, my arse is slapped. by a guy.
So I'm contemplating the whole thing. Looking at the environment. 'Hmmm why are there 2 chicks making out there. and there. and there. and those guys making out. hmmm.... and the chick with the fake moustache. and the tight leather pants.'
Then it hits me. It's a fucking gay bar tonight. Needless to say I got out of there rather quickly.
In my drunken state I was so pissed off as well. And I'm never pissed off. I even punched a window. And I don't think I've ever sworn that mcuh in a cab.
Teh end.
I should have realised by the chick at the door wearing a fake moustache. Nonetheless i literally was on 23 standard drinks (which I got for free thanks to me photocopying drink vouchers for the comsoc end of year party). I handed her my $10.
So I'm dancing downstairs with a mate. And I'm thinking 'shit. there's a lot of ugly chicks here. is it short hair season.' 'how did that guy get either of those two girls?' and so on. Then this guy keeps trying to make eye contact with me. I assumed he liked my tshirt. then another guy starts dancing kind of close. I get a call and proceed to go to the toilet. On my way back, my arse is slapped. by a guy.
So I'm contemplating the whole thing. Looking at the environment. 'Hmmm why are there 2 chicks making out there. and there. and there. and those guys making out. hmmm.... and the chick with the fake moustache. and the tight leather pants.'
Then it hits me. It's a fucking gay bar tonight. Needless to say I got out of there rather quickly.
In my drunken state I was so pissed off as well. And I'm never pissed off. I even punched a window. And I don't think I've ever sworn that mcuh in a cab.
Teh end.