I NEED TO REMEMBER THESE

Jul 03, 2004 02:34

the little train was horny so he bought a dildo and then used it on the couch and tampon so he could ejaculate freely like birds AS-NELLY-FURTADO-WOULD-SAY

...

THE BOOBS THAT BLEW UP IRISH RIVERDANCERS

:)
you wish you were cool enough to know

OH ONE MORE:

llamas eat grass so they masterbated with wild hipposin big wet smelly penis that rocked the porno allnightlong that comes on hbo and 69 hotsex when i watch it i pee on myself and wet my couch so it's like i'm swimming and then the boobs that blew up irish riverdancers attack

AND SINCE YOURE ALL WONDERING WHAT THIS IS. I WILL TELL YOU. THIS IS... MY FRIENDS... POETRY BY US... (str4wberrystr4wberrystr4wberrystr4wberrystr4wberrystr4wberrystr4wberrystr4wberrystr4wberrystr4wberrystr4wberrystr4wberrystr4wberrystr4wberrystr4wberrystr4wberrystr4wberrystr4wberrystr4wberrystr4wberrystr4wberrystr4wberrystr4wberrystr4wberrystr4wberry) @#$*&@#( <3
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