Me: So, he proposed.
Man-Whore Love Interest: ... And what did you say?
Me: I told him... I didn't know.
MWLI: Are you going to take his offer?
Me: I have no real reason not to.
MWLI: You have this life, adventure, money, power.... me.
Me: I don't have you. Every girl in this city has you!
MWLI: And are you not a girl in this city?
Me: ..................................*HEADDESK*