urban legends and NOT the movie.

[loveandsqualor_]

someone top this urban legend; and no pop rocks & coke bullshit. i ain't tryin' to hear that

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[eyeballmassage]

ONCE A YOUNG TEENAGE BOY JACKS OFF IN THE BATHTUB AND HIS JIZZ IS JUST FLOATIN THERE RIGHT

WELL HIM AND HIS RECENTLY WIDOWED MOTHER ARE IN A HURRY AND SHE NEEDS A BATH TOO SO SHE JUST TELLS HIM TO GET OUT AND SHE'LL USE HIS BATHWATER

9 MONTHS LATER...

[nnayttap]

LOL

[eyeballmassage]

this used to scare me so much when i was a young boy even though i don't take baths/jack off in the shower/my mother would never share bathwater with her son even if her water just broke

[_sadie]

i like this one because it's not scaring me haha

[bambii]

hahahhahahahahahaah