old man strikes again.

[staynobody]

So here I am, stuck in the confines of my apartment because I fractured my right foot. Which is just what I need to add to my current bodily woes of fractured ribs, tendonitis, idiocy & limp-dickness (just checking to see if you read this).

Comments

[bending_spoons]

How did you fracture your foot and what's up with the other woes?

[staynobody]

fractured foot from a giant human kicking it while playing basketball. Fractured ribs from falling down my stairs. Tendonitis from a trampoline accident.

Get that boy yet?

[bending_spoons]

not yet i'm hoping my mix cd will get him tonight.

yeesh... fucking basketball... fucking stairs... fucking tramp...olines.

[staynobody]

oh yeah, where i smy mix cd?

[risingtofall]

limp-dickness they have medication for that type of thing.

[staynobody]

I already have a prescription to Viagra. Thanks for the heads-up though.

[abbefaith]

are you switching over to lj again?

[staynobody]

Nah, I just thought I'd share something "oh so special".

How is hell, I mean, work?

[feverishdream]

If there were them lady players around, I hope you were out of their sight before falling over and clutching your foot in agony. What would they think?!