Sep 01, 2011 12:52
The scumbags and the junkies. They really know how to make a girl like 'em. So I guess my options are to either A) become a shittier person or B) start shooting up. Or maybe I should just go out back and eat all the hemlock I can see until I fall over. They say nice guys finish last and it seems that I'm just starting to learn that. Always just thought it was a movie/book/pop culture cliche, but no, for me it is very very true. Cooking from scratch for them three times a day? Won't help you. Ensuring that they cum everytime? Completely worthless. Infinite massages? Nope, you've been fucking duped.
Gotta treat her like shit, gotta shoot up and have her worry about you every single day. Gotta tell her that she's not good enough for you, that you don't want her anymore. Gotta make her dependent on you. That's how you do it. That's the modern guide.
Guess I've been doin' it wrong the entire time. Serves me right for being so stupid.