I still don't know where the hell this "Don't Be a Dope" shit CAME from. Why haven't any of us heard about it?
I still contend our buddy Brooks pulled it out of his ass. I have now amended my theory -- when the complaints started coming in, he and his roommate formed a fan group and hung a banner saying this out their bedroom window.
You should star in your own book series!
Well, when I was 4, my parents got me one of those "customized" books. It was about a giraffe, but his name was Kram, which is Mark backwards. Does that count?
Journalist Brooks Barnes looked down at the long, gleaming knife sticking out of his chest and tearfully lamented that the most terrifying secret unknown to online fandom would be lost with him.
My English may be poor, thought Bovine, but my ability to italicize is pretty good.
He had once italicized a sentence in a sweet, warm veranda in the autumn. The women described his sentences as "dark chocolate" and "mildly profane." It was chocolate that was his downfall, just like his father, a clockmaker in Venice, always said. Venice was a city in Italy covered completely in canals. It was a city in which they did not speak English.
hee, nah! all you needed to decipher my comment was to know that robert langdon is a professor with a book series about him. so, basically, you're golden. which is apropos, with the name and all. ;)
Well done, Professor Israel. You should star in your own book series!
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I still contend our buddy Brooks pulled it out of his ass. I have now amended my theory -- when the complaints started coming in, he and his roommate formed a fan group and hung a banner saying this out their bedroom window.
You should star in your own book series!
Well, when I was 4, my parents got me one of those "customized" books. It was about a giraffe, but his name was Kram, which is Mark backwards. Does that count?
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He had once italicized a sentence in a sweet, warm veranda in the autumn. The women described his sentences as "dark chocolate" and "mildly profane." It was chocolate that was his downfall, just like his father, a clockmaker in Venice, always said. Venice was a city in Italy covered completely in canals. It was a city in which they did not speak English.
My English is very poor, thought Bovine again.
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