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spectralbovine May 31 2006, 19:33:07 UTC
I still don't know where the hell this "Don't Be a Dope" shit CAME from. Why haven't any of us heard about it?

Well done, Professor Israel. You should star in your own book series!

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staygold70 May 31 2006, 19:38:21 UTC
I still don't know where the hell this "Don't Be a Dope" shit CAME from. Why haven't any of us heard about it?

I still contend our buddy Brooks pulled it out of his ass. I have now amended my theory -- when the complaints started coming in, he and his roommate formed a fan group and hung a banner saying this out their bedroom window.

You should star in your own book series!

Well, when I was 4, my parents got me one of those "customized" books. It was about a giraffe, but his name was Kram, which is Mark backwards. Does that count?

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spectralbovine May 31 2006, 19:41:39 UTC
No.

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expatiates May 31 2006, 21:07:50 UTC
Word! Robert Langdon, eat your heart out!

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spectralbovine May 31 2006, 21:11:31 UTC
Journalist Brooks Barnes looked down at the long, gleaming knife sticking out of his chest and tearfully lamented that the most terrifying secret unknown to online fandom would be lost with him.

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expatiates May 31 2006, 21:20:02 UTC
Livejournaler Pirates Daughter giggled wildly at the man who, truth be told, was actually a cow.

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expatiates May 31 2006, 21:20:26 UTC
And then cried, because she sucks at html.

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spectralbovine May 31 2006, 21:37:01 UTC
My English may be poor, thought Bovine, but my ability to italicize is pretty good.

He had once italicized a sentence in a sweet, warm veranda in the autumn. The women described his sentences as "dark chocolate" and "mildly profane." It was chocolate that was his downfall, just like his father, a clockmaker in Venice, always said. Venice was a city in Italy covered completely in canals. It was a city in which they did not speak English.

My English is very poor, thought Bovine again.

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staygold70 May 31 2006, 21:15:15 UTC
Shit, does this mean I now have to read The Da Vinci Code just to participate in my own LJ?

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expatiates May 31 2006, 21:21:52 UTC
hee, nah! all you needed to decipher my comment was to know that robert langdon is a professor with a book series about him. so, basically, you're golden. which is apropos, with the name and all. ;)

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