Hardcore Sex with God and a Cup of Chai Tea After.
The reason that women have their period every month is because god is having hardcore sex with all the women. Not simultaneously, but when ever he has his godly urges. It explains everything! We get cramps because it was that hardcore. We bleed for a week because it was that hardcore. This probably isn't a very logical; is it? Regardless, women seem to be the object of God's ridicule. Childbirth itself is a big cosmic joke and having woman bleed every month is just...UGH! Thanks God, I love you too.
What makes Chai Tea so delectable? It is my obsession for the week.
What makes Chai Tea so delectable? It is my obsession for the week.