Andrea is sick...twisted....x-rated
So, I have no time to write, but I thought I would share the gross works of my roommie, Andrea. So here goes ::WARNING!! This shizzle is x-rated, i'm talking XXX! So kiddies, close ur eyes, and guys, zip down ur flies (ahhhhh, she has influenced me!!):
1) andreagard1: Twas the weekend after finals and I was being a hoe
I put on my lingerie and was ready to go
Tejash came in a few seconds later
And said u need to pay me for my job, don't be a hater
Once I had paid for his services that nite
We got in the bed and turned off the light
Moaning and screaming roared was heard all around
And on the walls they heard such a pound
I was hiting the wall and makin so much noise
That it was finally time to break out the sex toys
Handcuffs and dildos were used in that place
It wasn't love, this was just not the case
It was only a sexual fling
For I was relieved by doin the nasty thang
Ok, the second one she wrote about me; everything in this is fabricated, i'm thinking this is a case of slander..lol...geez, who would think to write such dirrrrty things about innocent ol' me!!
2) andreagard1:This foxy lady was ready for a nap
But her phone rang and it was a red headed chap
Oh how she had such a burning desire
To get him bed and see that great fire
And he said you know ur roommates are home this isnt the rite place
But stacy wanted it now so she made a mean face
Rolling around under the covers they went
Then he stood up and over stacy bent
To give him a good blow was what she was going to do
And boy he was happy, cuz you heard him gooo ohhhhh ohhhh
He was pleased but she wanted more
She knew there was much more in store
He jumped rite bak on her and started to grind
She was like this boy is crazy, he's out of his mind
It went on for hours and when they were done
Stacy thought to herself boy it's been a long time since I've had this much fun.
1) andreagard1: Twas the weekend after finals and I was being a hoe
I put on my lingerie and was ready to go
Tejash came in a few seconds later
And said u need to pay me for my job, don't be a hater
Once I had paid for his services that nite
We got in the bed and turned off the light
Moaning and screaming roared was heard all around
And on the walls they heard such a pound
I was hiting the wall and makin so much noise
That it was finally time to break out the sex toys
Handcuffs and dildos were used in that place
It wasn't love, this was just not the case
It was only a sexual fling
For I was relieved by doin the nasty thang
Ok, the second one she wrote about me; everything in this is fabricated, i'm thinking this is a case of slander..lol...geez, who would think to write such dirrrrty things about innocent ol' me!!
2) andreagard1:This foxy lady was ready for a nap
But her phone rang and it was a red headed chap
Oh how she had such a burning desire
To get him bed and see that great fire
And he said you know ur roommates are home this isnt the rite place
But stacy wanted it now so she made a mean face
Rolling around under the covers they went
Then he stood up and over stacy bent
To give him a good blow was what she was going to do
And boy he was happy, cuz you heard him gooo ohhhhh ohhhh
He was pleased but she wanted more
She knew there was much more in store
He jumped rite bak on her and started to grind
She was like this boy is crazy, he's out of his mind
It went on for hours and when they were done
Stacy thought to herself boy it's been a long time since I've had this much fun.