blog #001 -- there's this one song from SNL...

[statusunquo]

Okay... Ahem!  Well, this won't be too bad.  I think.

So I guess "Dr. Horrible's Blog On A Boat" has kind of a ring to it.  It'll make for a cool featurette at any rate since... Some viewers were complaining about the material in my previous entries...  [he trails off, talking to himself.]  Complaining about my blog?  I just-- almost-- robbed a bank

Comments

[erhabenheit]

Oh c'mon, your what? "Evil League of Evil?" What kind of name for a crime syndicate is that?

[statusunquo]

Dude. Evil League of Evil. You've never heard of Bad Horse?

He's just about the greatest supervillain... Horse... That ever lived!

[erhabenheit]

What the hell is this.

There's no- Look, you don't need an application to be evil. You just go out and blow up a school or something.

[statusunquo]

Blow up a--

Okay, okay, that's beside the point. I do need to apply to join this group, and I don't need to kill a bunch of little kids to do it, either.

A school? Are you serious?

[erhabenheit]

What kind of evil are you?! You can't even blow up a school?!

[statusunquo]

The-- better kind! Killing just... [eeeyeaaahh sounds] ...doesn't have any style.

Real evil's upsetting the balance of power, taking it, undermining the established order! Getting what you want.

[erhabenheit]

Yeah, and you can get what you want through acts of unadulterated terrorism and scare tactics.

Hell, how do you think this boat operates?

[statusunquo]

Or with a Freeze Ray. [so proud so proud, little does he know that said Freeze Ray is about as operational as a bowl of custard.]

And uh, well... I don't know how this boat operates. I kind of figured it was, you know, a boat. That kidnaps people.

Hm.

[erhabenheit]

Yeah, hmmm.

You know, I heard there was a hangout here for all sorts of evil types. Kind of like a club of villains. People call it Carnival; most dangerous place on the whole ship.

[statusunquo]

["club of villains?" THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE PERFECT PLACE FOR HIM.]

Really?

Er-- I mean-- really? [time to put on the supervillain voice. deeper. deeeeeper.] Where would I find this... Carnival?

You're hilarious.

[erhabenheit]

[If Bass wasn't so incredulously exasperated, he'd laugh.] Deck 4.

ahaha, thank you! :,D

[statusunquo]

Deck 4, Deck 4...

[a short pause. silence, and then a very small sound. looks like he found the map!]

...Just how big is this place?

[erhabenheit]

Really, really big.

I could show you there.

[statusunquo]

[hm. this is someone who suggested he blow up a school. offering to show him around. alone.

[...buuuuuut...]

Yeah, okay. I could use the grand tour.

[erhabenheit]

Meet met up top.

(UM. log, or... comment thread, or...? :D;)

[statusunquo]

Right. Yes. Meet you there.

[he hopes this is a good idea.]