...There's nothing quite like finally realizing something that's apparently been staring at you right smack in the face this entire time. Chizuru, I bet you're laughing now.
Needless to say, it's been a long few weeks. I need a drink. And a bag of M&Ms.
But I think
Calvin put it a tad more eloquently.
This kind of thing isn't supposed to happen to a guy like me. They happened to other guys, better guys, with-with cars and steady paychecks and really good hair... You'd think you'd grow out of these types of situations once you stepped out of high school. Hell, back then, I was lucky to even get noticed and now...
Two of them?
None of this was ever supposed to happen.