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Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely sedulous devotee this year.
In July, I recruited animall as a new cultist (30 points). In January, I sacrificed starrai to Cthulhu (500 points). In February, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). Yesterday, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In April, I stopped arikspazz from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). Last week, I fed starrai to a Shoggoth (250 points).
In short, I have been very good (960 points) and deserve to be promoted to High Priest.
Your humble and obedient servant,
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