I want to name my

[staticsoliloquy]

kids April, May, and August so that the representative number of their name adds up to a prime number.

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[starinatdasun]

Ooh, and you should time their ages so that at any given moment the difference between the ages is also a prime number. i.e. one is 2.5 years older, so at one part of the year the difference is 2, then another part of the year it's 3.

Also make them go to college at age seven

[staticsoliloquy]

why 7?

[starinatdasun]

PRIME

[missfreud]

My friend's parents named their three kids April, May, and Julius, because of their birth months. :)