BEN: HI.
ERIK: ...
BEN: LET ME TALK TO YOU OF MY ~COMPLICATED FEELINGS AND TEENAGE CONFUSION IN TERMS OF BUMBLING IDIOCY WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY BRINGING UP PAINFUL MEMORIES AND INSULTING YOUR MORAL RESERVATIONS WITH MUCH DRAMATIC HANDWAVING FOR ADDED EMPHASIS.
ERIK: ...
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BEN: SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?
ERIK: ...
GET THE FUCK OUT.
BEN: ...
*flees*
ERIK: (SECRETLY ~EXPERIENCES EMOTIONS~)
THE END.