1.) Your name: rené, the boy who destroyed the world
2.) Nicknames: sackgesicht, kurt-günther, porno-schnitzel (don't even ask what it means)
3.) Do you like these nicknames?: ...
4.) Location: northern germany
5.) Age: 23
6.) Birthday: 81-5-25
7.) Zodiac sign: gemini
8.) Parents names: anette and peter
9.) Siblings?: sister > carolin > 21
10.) Pets: no
11.) Number of rooms in your house: 11 and a wiener schnitzel
12.) Religion: -
13.) If so-practicing?: -
14.) Male or Female?: male
15.) Is your family close?: we're ok
What are your favorite…
16.) Foods: vegetarian fast food (sad, isn't it)
17.) TV shows: TV?
18.) Movies: fear and loathing in las vegas
19.) Actors: sean connery, ewan mcgreggor, ethan hawke, jared leto...
20.) Actresses: selma hayek, christina ricci
21.) Books: the truth behind it, frozen souls; there are more but i don't know the english titles
22.) Artists: many
23.) Types of Music: softcore, muffincore, bandanacore, blackeyecore, schnitzelcore
24.) Video Games: -
25.) Computer Games: -
26.) Outfits: need to fit
27.) Stores: -
28.) Sports: i've heard that word before
29.) Colors: red
30.) Numbers: 1253
31.) Websites: -
32.) Cartoons characters: daria-combo, mr. burns
33.) TV Channels: ...arte?
34.) Made For TV Movies: ??!
35.) Comedians: mittermeier
36.) Comediennes: hella von sinnen?
37.) Hair products: fructies
38.) Makeup Products: ?????
39.) Kind of Pens: normal pen
40.) Kind of Shows: the show where they make you say 'no, I don't think I like this kind of show'
41.) Pieces of Jewelry: plugs... ?
42.) Kinds of Soap: ...? soap??
43.) Kinds of Shampoo: argh!
44.) Game Systems: NES!
45.) CD's: blindside - silence, alexisonfire slft, silverstein - when broken is easily fixed ... the new backstreet boys stuff is killer!
47.) Past times: graduation year at school
48.) Things to do on the weekend: sleeping! making music or enjoying other people making music
49.) Magazines: focus
50.) Animals: everything except dogs ;)
Clothing
51.) Favorite Brand of Clothing?: -
52.) Favorite sweatpants: -
53.) What is your everyday outfit?: pants, tshirt, wristband, chains ...
54.) Do you wear a uniform to school?: never did
55.) Do you like it?: go to hell
56.) What is your favorite clothing store?: maybe some second-hand store
57.) Do you try to dress like other people?: I don't even know the word individuality
58.) Do you consider yourself to be trendy?: no
59.) What kind of shoes do you wear?: DC
60.) Do you like funky shoelaces?: ?? sure.. I think
61.) Do you wear hats?: no
62.) Do you wear a lot of jewelry?: I would'n call it 'jewelry'
63.) If so, what?: -
64.) Do you wear belts?: yes
65.) Do you wear skirts?: all the time...... not
66.) Do you wear revealing clothing? of course! I need to show what i've got.....
67.) Do you like the Eskimo look?: what??
68.) Do you wear big pimpin coats?: no?
69.) Do you carry a purse or bag?: bag
70.) If so, what is it like?: black jansport, 2-3 eastpacks
School
71.) What are your grades like?: I was quite good I must say
72.) Do you wish you could change your performance in school?: no
73.) Are you failing anything?: I don't think so
74.) Do you take a language?: I did
75.) If so which language?: english & french (switched to spanish but I'm not good at it)
76.) Who is your favorite teacher?: mr raihner was ok
77.) Do you decorate your locker?: i didn't have a locker
78.) Do you decorate your bookbag?: yes
79.) If so, with what?: sticker, drawings, whatever
80.) Do you draw on yourself in school?: no
81.) Do you doodle all over your notebooks?: sometimes
82.) Do you take art?: yes
83.) Do you walk to school or are you driven?: no
84.) Do you like school?: it was ok
85.) How big is your school?: 562 students in my last year
86.) Do a lot of your friends go to your school?: no
87.) Do you wish you could change schools?: no
88.) Are you on the Honor/Merit roll?: ??!
89.) Do you participate in school plays?: no
90.) Are you in any clubs/which ones?: no
Your Room
91.) What color is your room?: white
92.) Is it messy or clean?: messy....
93.) What are on your bedsheets?: ?
94.) Do you have posters on your wall?: yes
95.) If so, of what?: different things > films and bands, sexuall appetizer ;)
96.) Do you have a TV in your room?: yes
97.) A computer?: yes
98.) A radio?: yes
99.) An alarm clock?: yes
100.) A stereo?: yes
101.) What is under your bed?: a monster!
102.) Do you have a big closet?: it's normal i guess
103.) Do you write on your walls?: i used to
104.) Do you have any beads hanging up?: no
105.) If so, what design?: -
106.) Is your ceiling decorated?: no
107.) If so, of what?: -
108.) Do you decorate your door?: yes
109.) With what?: postcarts
110.) What color is your carpet?: black/blue
Music
111.) What are you favorite bands?: i'm not counting them all
112.) Do you own a lot of CD's?: what is 'a lot'?
113.) How many exactly?: i can't tell you exactly
114.) Do you download music?: me??! of course not
115.) What are your favorite songs?: silverstein - heart me out, thursday - paris in flames (emo much? nooo not at all)
116.) Do you listen to the radio?: no
117.) Do you like loud music? yes
118.) Do you think its obnoxious when people drive down the street with their stereos all the way up blasting the kind of music you loathe?: who likes those kind of things??
119.) Do you like rap?: no
120.) Do you like country?: no
TV
121.) What TV shows are you glued to?: none
122.) Are you a couch potato?: no
123.) Do you watch the news?: yes
124.) Are you easily influenced by the people on TV?: no?
125.) Who is your favorite TV star?: -
126.) Do you watch late night TV?: midnight spots are fun
127.) Do you have more than 100 channels on your TV?: no
128.) Do you actually care about any of those above 100?: no
129.) Do you watch the Spanish channel just for fun?: i don't have a spanish channel
130.) What is your take on commercials?: see 126
131.) How big is your TV?: normal
132.) Do you use a remote or change it manually?: depends
133.) When you see something on TV do you run out and buy it as soon as possible?: off course! always!
134.) Do you like dramas?: sometimes
135.) Do you like comedies?: see 134
136.) Comedy Central-good or bad?: us-channel ...
137.) Are you obsessive over anyone on TV?: OC, and I have no problem admitting that!
138.) Do you watch any sports on TV/which ones?: -
139.) Do you watch music videos?: yes
140.) Do you like watching I Love the 80's even if you weren't living in the 80's?: no
Morals/Beliefs
141.) Religion?: -
142.) Do you go to church regularly?: -
142.) Pro-life?: -go live,go-
143.) Pro-choice?: no, i must chose for everybody!
144.) Are you a virgin?: .... I love this question
145.) Do you believe in God? no
146.) Jesus?: no
147.) Allah?: no
148.) Buddha?: i believe that he lived, yes
149.) Do you have crosses hanging in your house?: not any more...
150.) Do you believe in 'the true meaning of Christmas'?: as long as i don't need to buy huge presents...
Friends
151.) Who are your best friends?: marc, mark, marina
152.) Do you have a lot of friends?: i'm not collecting
153.) Who is your funniest friend?: marc
154.) Craziest?: ...
155.) Weirdest?: they're all
156.) Prettiest: marc i think, but he's so messed up all the time ...
157.) Fanciest?: -
158.) Sportiest?: -
159.) Girliest? marina maybe?
160.) Mellowest?: -
161.) Stupidest?: -
162.) Smartest?: -
163.) Thugest?: -
164.) Do you have a lot of acquaintances?: yes
165.) Are you friends with any of your teachers?: oh no
166.) Are you friends with any friends parents?: marcs are ok, the rest...ugh..no
167.) Are you really outgoing only around your friends?: most the time
168.) Are you comfortable around your friends?: yes, but not always
169.) Are you easily influenced by your friends?: i think so
170.) Are you part of a clique?: no
171.) Do you make new friends easily?: no
172.) Do you have a lot of friends online?: no, i know most of my 'friends' personally
173.) Where did you meet them?: no idea
174.) Do you have a lot of LJ friends?: no
175.) Do you sleep over at friends houses a lot?: if theres' no way to go home
176.) Do you make yourself at home when you go to other friends houses?: sure
177.) Do your friends rub off on you a lot?: what? sounds kinky
178.) Could you live one day without your friends?: yes
179.) Rate your social life on a scale of 1-10: 5
180.) How is this survey so far?: long
This or That
181.) Book bag/Messenger bag: messenger bag
182.) Punk/Emo: emo
183.) Rock/Rap: rock
184.) Jay-Z/Nas: -
185.) Justin/Clay: justin, clay > ?
186.) Ruben/Clay: -
187.) Cat/Dog: cat
188.) PS2/Xbox: PS2
189.) DVDs/VHS: DVD
190.) Cds/Tapes: CD, but tape is so classic
191.) Big screen/small screen: big screen
192.) Movies at home/in the theater: depends on situation and movie
193.) Popcorn/Candy: popcorn
194.) Jacket/Coat: jacket
195.) Real fur/Fake fur: this question must be a joke
196.) sister/brother: she's ok
197.) Home/House: home
198.) Espanol/Deutsch: ich denke, deutsch kann ich besser ;)
199.) Art/Computer: art
200.) Laptop/Desktop: desktop
201.) Pepsi/Coke: coke
202.) Orange/Apple: apple
203.) Phone/Computer: phone
204.) Email/Letters: email
205.) Big/Small: big or small what?
206.) Pizza/Ravioli: pizza
207.) Baby/Toddler: babies
208.) 16/21: 21
209.) CSI/24: none
210.) Superman/Spiderman: spiderman!
211.) Kilborn/Conan: -
212.) Letterman/Leno: leno
213.) SNL/MadTV: i only know madtv
214.) Flinstones/Jetsons: flintstones
215.) Lord of the Rings/Harry Potter: lotr
216.) Boxers/Briefs: boxers
217.) Pants/Skirts: skirts???
218.) Skirts/Skorts: -
219.) Fork/Spoon: fork
220.) People/InTouch: -
Are you…
221.) Gothic?: no
222.) a freak?: maybe
223.) a computer nerd?: no
224.) a science freak?: no
225.) a sports fan?: N-O
226.) one of those people that sit in the back of the room during an exam and cough and sniff the whole time?: no
227.) a class clown?: no
228.) funny? sometimes
229.) serious?: sometimes
230.) intellectual?: sounds weird saing that
231.) an LOTR nerd? no
232.) a failure?: my parents think so sometimes
233.) a success?: i think i'm quite ok ;)
234.) a loser?: maybe
235.) popular?: hopefully not
236.) lazy?: yes
237.) outgoing?: no
238.) shy?: yes
239.) friendly?: i try
240.) easily annoyed?: yes
241.) tolerant of others views?: most the time, not always
242.) addicted to crack?: no
243.) addicted to any other drug?: no
244.) a partier?: -
245.) naturally hyperactive?: no
246.) wild?: sometimes
247.) sporty?: no
248.) smelly?: it happens...
249.) an insomniac?: sometimes
250.) a procrastinator?: no
251.) a criminal?: no
252.) a crackpot?: no
253.) a bookworm?: no
254.) hairy?: no
255.) good at playing basketball?: i'm too short
256.) in high school?: no
257.) in prison?: no
258.) from mars?: no
259.) straight?: no
260.) gay?: no
Random Questions
261.) Do you like frosted flakes?: no
262.) Are you easily mistaken as being someone of the opposite sex?: no
263.) Do you like nuns?: i don't know any
264.) Is this survey getting on your nerves?: yes
265.) Do you use correct English?: i don't think so
266.) Hablar Espanol?: si...
267.) Spien Deutsch?: ja wenn ich jetzt wüsste was 'spien' ist
268.) Speak English?: sure
269.) Do you know what an aphrodisiac is?: yes
270.) Do you know what Draculas first name is?: vlad
271.) Do you like Russian names?: no
272.) Like Vlad?: why did i know this was going to be the next question?
273.) Homer?: homer is a russian name ?
274.) Are you a busy body?: no idea
275.) Do you like to glue quarters to the floor and see how many people try and pick them up and proceed to fail?: no
276.) Do you like to go mini golfing dressed as old men?: what???
277.) Do you like to roller skate?: not any more
278.) Who do you wish was president?: my grandmother
279.) What do you think of Pres. Bush? Be honest: the bush.. the bush.. the bush is on fire...
280.) Do you play Roller Coaster Tycoon?: i did it once
281.) Are you insecure?: often
282.) Are you influenced by ancient Greek culture?: i don't think so
283.) Roman culture?: no
284.) What kind of architecture do you like?: bauhaus
285.) What style architecture is your house?: i don't need to know that,right?
286.) Do you like to shop in big cities?: yes
287.) Do you like to clean your room?: no
288.) Do you hate when people sit in the back of the room during an exam and cough and sniffle the whole time to break you concentration?: i don't think anybody likes it..
289.) Do you think that clocks are dumb?: no
290.) Does anybody really know what time it is?: good question
291.) Does anybody really care?: no
292.) Who sings that song?: don't you know it???
293.) Do you like Chicago?: the city or the movie?
294.) Does Nevada have a football team?: who cares
295.) What did you get on the last big test you took?: 91 points
296.) Do you pace in circles when you get nervous?: no
297.) Do you play with dolls?: all the time...
298.) Do you like Star Trek?: not everything
299.) Whats 2+9+9?: 20
300.) Do you like filling out these surveys?: you get used to it
Money
301.) Do you have a job?: no but parents, i'm a student
302.) What do you do?: -
303.) Does you boss like you?: -
304.) How much do you get paid?: -
305.) Do you have your own bank account?: yes
306.) Do you have a credit card?: yes
307.) a checkbook?: pf
308.) Are you a big spender?: no
309.) Do you go to the mall a lot?: no
310.) In an average week, how much money do you spend?: no idea.
311.) Do you know how much a peso would be worth in the United States today?: no
312.) How about a Franc?: franc?
313.) Do you really care?: no
314.) Do you like your job if you have one?: -
315.) If you don't have one, do you wish you had one?: no
316.) Do you wish you had more money?: no
317.) Why?: -
318.) Would you rather be filthy rich with no friends or dirt poor with tons of friends and a dog?: i don't like dogs but i coudn't live without friends
319.) Do you have a cool wallet?: normal
320.) What is the largest amount of money you ever had in your possession at one time?: -
Right Now
321.) What are you wearing?: pants, longsleeve, shirt....
322.) What are you listening to?: nothing
323.) Who are you talking to?: nobody
324.) What are you doing other than filling out this survey?: .....
325.) How is your hair?: it's feeling fine
326.) Do you have anything on your feet?: no
327.) Are you cold or warm?: right now? cold.. creative question
328.) Do you have any jewelry on?: no
329.) Do you have any makeup on?: no! fucking hell
330.) Name 4 things laying around your desk: a letter, disk, bag, pen
331.) Pick up a books laying near you and type a random sentence from a random page: bla bla.
332.) Open a cabinet near you and describe whats in it: CDs
333.) What time is it?: 8:33
334.) Should you be doing something else now?: go back to bed
335.) Why aren't you doing it?: because my coverlet was stolen once again
336.) Is your room a mess now??: i think so
337.) Is your mom nagging at you to clean it?: hell no
338.) What are any people around you doing?: they're eighter not here or still sleeping
339.) Who are you thinking about right now?: about the coverlet thief
340.) Are you doing anything illegal?: right now???
Looks
341.) How much time do you spend on your appearance in the morning?: 5 min?
342.) Do you wear makeup regularly?: fuck it. no more make-up questions!
343.) If so, what?: -
344.) Are your looks important to you?: no, i see what others are wearing or whatever but it's not important
345.) Do you want to change the way you look?: no
346.) What would you change?: -
347.) How do you usually wear your hair?: there's not much to do
348.) Do you dye your hair?: yes (how stereotype)
349.) Do you straighten you hair?: no
350.) What color is your hair naturally?: light brown
351.) What is your eye color?: brown
352.) Do you wear colored contacts?: no
353.) Do you look like your parents?: like my father
354.) Is that good or bad?: it's ok
355.) Do you turn strange colors sometimes?: what? no
356.) Why?: -
357.) Do you have any piercings?: tunnel or plugs
358.) Any tattoos?: yes
359.) Ever gotten a makeover?: no
360.) Do you experiment a lot with new looks?: no
Travel
361.) Have you ever been out of the country?: yes
362.) Out of your state?: yes
363.) Out of you city?: yes
364.) Do you go on a vacation every year?: yes
365.) If so, to where and for how long?: skandinavian countries normally. skol!
366.) Have you ever ridden in a plane?: yes
367.) In a boat?: i raised near the coast
368.) Do you visit relatives that live far away from you at all?: they live close
369.) ON average, every week how many miles do you travel?: i don't know
370.) Do you drive?: sometimes
Cars
371.) Favorite car?: small and unnoticed, fiat panda
372.) Color for that car?: black; or maybe pink?
373.) Do you have your liscense?: yes
374.) Permit?: yes
375.) Do you like fast cars?: no
Sleep
376.) How long so you sleep each night on average?: 5-7 hours
377.) Is this enough?: no
378.) Do you dream every night?: normally i don't remember it
379.) Describe a weird dream you had: our livingroom at my parents house was under water and two pirates kidnapped my mother
380.) Do you sleep in awkward positions?: no fucking comment
381.) Do you sleep in school?: no
382.) If so, do you wake up with different patterns all over your face from whatever you were laying on?: -
383.) What position do you usually wake up in?: on the side, looking to the door
389.) Does your alarm clock wake you up?: yes
390.) What kind of alarm clock do you have?: radioalarm
Going Out
391.) How often do you go to parties?: not often
392.) Are you a crazy party hopper?: no
393.) Do you like wild parties with lots of people?: no
394.) Are you a social butterfly?: no
395.) Do you go clubbing?: sometimes
396.) Ever been drunk?: yes, long time ago
397.) Ever get kicked out of a party?: no
398.) For what?: -
399.) Do you throw a lot of parties?: no
400.) Do you go to the mall a lot?: no!
401.) Do you go with a lot of friends?: no
402.) Do you like going to arcades?: no
403.) Is DDR a cool game?: twister for playstation ;)
404.) What about those racing games?: it's ok when you don't know what else you could do
405.) How many parties have you been to in the last 3 months?: none
406.) How many formal dances have you been to in the last year or so?: a friend's prom night
407.) Do you dress up when you go out?: no
408.) Do you go to see a lot of movies on the weekend?: no
409.) Who has the best parties?: -
Dating and Stuff
410.) Are you involved romantically with anyone right now?: i wouldn't call it 'romantically' but yes..
411.) Do you love them? bla
412.) Do you wish you were with someone right now?: ?????
413.) Do you have a secret crush?: no
414.) Who?: -
415.) Do they know?: -
416.) How many people have you dated in the passed year?: 2
417.) Kissed?: 2
418.) Do you know what 143 means?: yes
419.) How many people have you said "I love you" to?: 2
420.) Did you mean it?: yes
421.) If you didn't mean in, why did you bother saying it?: -
422.) Do you say I Love You to your friends all the time?: no
423.) Where do you go out on dates?: everywhere; maybe not to the doctor
424.) Whats the most fun date you ever had?: this great 'doubledate'
425.) If you break up with someone do you cry your heart out while listening to gay breakup songs and then in an hour your fine again with a new love-buddy?: no
Who Would Win In a Fight?
426.) Britney or Christina: christina
427.) Justin or JC: justin
428.) Frodo or Sam: frodo
429.) B2K or Nsync: i don't even want to think about it
430.) Cartman or Bart Simpson: bart
431.) Dracula or Frankenstein: dracula
432.) Triumph or Simon Cowell: -
433.) Conan or Jay: leno!
434.) Rosie O'Donnell or Boy George: oh fuck. rosie
435.) Carmen Electra or Pamela Anderson: carmen
436.) Tommy Lee or the guy whos married to Carmen Electra right now?: fuck you, you don't even know his name?
437.) Bill O'Reilly or Chris Matthews: chris matthews
Inspiration
438.) Who are your heroes?: hell is for heroes
439.) Why do you look up to them?: i just like their music
440.) Do you wish you could be just like them?: no
441.) State the most inspiring quote you know: "es ist egal was du ißt, hauptsache ist es macht dich glücklich" ...
442.) Do your parents inspire you?: yes, i make it a different way
443.) Do any of your friends inspire you?: yes
More Random Questions
444.) Are nutri-grain bars good or bad?: i don't know
445.) Do you eat a lot of donuts?: no
446.) What kind?: -
447.) Do you like chocolate?: yes
448.) Has your uncle ever gone to jail for unpaid parking tickets?: no
449.) Do you see dancing giraffes and living gnomes in your sleep?: all the time
450.) Do you like headphones that go in your ears or stay out?: in-ear
451.) Do you like mini blinds?: ??!
452.) Have you ever broken your mini blinds with a hanger?: ??!
453.) Have you ever gotten into a violent fit of rage and tried to murder someone?: no
454.) How is this survey so far?: wow almost half-done
455.) Do you like the movie 'Fantasia'?: disney!!
What's Your Take On…
456.) Life: ... live love burn die
457.) The world: could take much to long
458.) President Bush: not my president, it's the us citizens who have to do something
459.) Ahhhhnold: california..this was a joke
460.) Gary Coleman running for governor: i don't know enough
461.) Howard Stern: fartman!
462.) The war in Iraq: see 457.
463.) the economy: could be better
464.) jay-z retiring: xxcvccujdutfzf
465.) school: it's over
466.) going to college: ?
467.) marriage: whatever floads your boat
468.) football: stupid
469.) baseball: boring
470.) people cutting themselves for pleasure: ask somebody else
Do You…
471.) Pick your nose?: i try to avoid it
472.) Untie your shoe laces everytime you take your shoes off?: no
473.) Fart a lot?: no
474.) Burp a lot?: no
475.) Do stupid things in public?: oh yes
476.) Terrorize innocent people on golf courses?: no, but i like the idea
477.) Have random hallucinations?: yes
478.) Wear shirts with quotes on them?: "you wish you could have this" or "fuck off" is always nice
479.) Wear patches and/or pins on your clothing?: yes
480.) Wear leg warmers?: no
481.) Sing in the shower?: yes
482.) Play any card game?: no
483.) Sleep with a teddy bear?: no
484.) Take your pet for a walk?: no
485.) Have a snake?: no
486.) Have webbed feet?: no
487.) Wear colorful socks?: when nobody can see it
488.) Have a life?: yes
489.) Drink coffee?: no
490.) Drink tea?: no
Internet
491.) What are your screen names?: -
492.) Emails?: -
493.) Do you have a website?: -
494.) Do you have a live journal or dead journal?: what do you think is this?
495.) Do you ever get off the computer?: yes
496.) What are your favorite websites?: -
497.) What are your favorite online stores?: -
498.) Do you buy a lot of stuff online?: not often
499.) If so, what?: tshirts, cds, books, films
500.) Whats the last thing you bought online?: cds
501.) Do you have a lot of online friends?: no
502.) Have you ever met any of them in person?: no
503.) Whos the best person to talk to online?: andy and kirsten
504.) Do you ever catch yourself using computer language outloud? (i.e. saying "LOL"): I try to avoid it
505.) Do you use AIM, ICQ, Yahoo, MSN……?: not often
506.) Whats your desktop background?: albumcover
507.) Whats your AIM icon?: -
508.) How many hours do you spend online in a week on average?: i have no idea, when i'm at the university i'm online all day long
509.) Do you have a webcam or a mic?: no
510.) If your computer shut down for a week, would you die?: no
Presents
511.) Whats the best present you've ever received?: the ticket for the hurricane festival was nice and i love my tiger-duck i got from marina
512.) Whats the worst present you've ever received?: a bibel
513.) Do you think its better to give than to receive?: both
514.) Do you feel guilty when people get you a great present, but you didn't get them one?: yes
515.) Do you make up a lie to cover it up?: no
More Favorites
516.) Favorite radio station: -
517.) Favorite day of the week: saturday
518.) Favorite fruit: apples
519.) Favorite vegetable: stem cabbage
520.) Favorite lunch meat: -
521.) Favorite candy bar: twix, bounty
522.) Favorite nail polish: black
523.) Favorite chair: i don't have a favorite chair
524.) Favorite early morning show: -
525.) Favorite morning talk show host: -
526.) Favorite writing paper: blanko?
527.) Favorite section of the newspaper: weather? sports? -
528.) Favorite sibling (if you have any): i only have one
529.) Favorite distant relative: there's no 'distant' relative
530.) Favorite dessert: joghurt
531.) Favorite weather: sunshine and rain together
532.) Favorite season: autumn, winter
533.) Favorite shoe brand: DC,Vans
534.) Favorite lunch: -
535.) Favorite breakfast: cornflakes with fruits and joghurt
536.) Favorite author: -
537.) Favorite place to see concerts: logo or große freiheit in hamburg, e-werk in cologne
538.) Favorite band to see live: billy talent, blindside, thursday (short but impressive)
539.) Favorite survey you've ever gotten: -
More This or That
540.) Nike/Adidas: -
541.) Alone/With friends: both
542.) Work/Have off: have off ;)
543.) Pomegranate/Perssimon: ??!
544.) Raspberry/Blueberry: raspberry
545.) Cheech and Chong/Abbot and Costello: ??!
546.) Acid/Shrooms: acid!
547.) Who/The Who: who?? the who!
548.) Older/Newer: older or newer what?
549.) Regular pretzel/Pretzel log: what?
550.) Have sex/Make love: ....
Have you ever…
551.) Used a swear word the wrong way and made it sound completely stupid?: no
552.) Skipped school?: yes
553.) Done drugs?: no
554.) Been drunk?: yes
555.) Been so drunk you couldn't remember your own name?: no
556.) Had to look after someone who was on drugs?: yes
557.) Gone insane?: sure
558.) Been in the hospital over night?: yes
559.) Been in a car accident?: no
560.) A bike accident?: no
561.) Broken a bone?: yes
562.) Sprained a wrist or an ankle?: yes
563.) Been online for more than 8 hours at one shot?: no
564.) Loved somebody so much it made you cry?: yes
565.) Watched TV for more than 11 hours straight?: no
566.) More than 12 hours?: no
567.) How about 5 hours?: no
568.) Slipped in public and had everyone laugh at you?: yes
569.) Passed out from hunger?: no
570.) Been to a LAN party?: no
Other Stuff
571.) Do you like going to basketball games?: no
572.) How about swim meets?: no
573.) Tennis matches?: help!
574.) Do you like Family Feud?: what???
575.) The ones with Richard?: ?
576.) How about Match Game?: ah
577.) Do you watch Game Show Network regularly?: no!
578.) Do you believe in dream catchers?: i have one
579.) Do transvestites appeal to you?: not more than anybpdy else
580.) Have you ever been to New York City?: no
581.) Do you wish you could live somewhere else?: sometimes
582.) Do you dress in different ways to look like other people?: no
583.) Yes or No: Christina Aguilera has talent: maybe. not sure
584.) Do you like TiVo?: W??!
585.) Do you have a TiVo?: ?
586.) VCR's or DVD players?: DVD
587.) Are you an animal rights activist?: not as much as i used to
588.) A vegan?: i'm trying
589.) Vegetarian?: no
590.) What do you want to be when you grow up?: myself
Do you know…
591.) Who won the Super Bowl last year?: you?
592.) Two years ago?: you?
593.) Who hosted Family Feud after Richard?: fuck you!
594.) The author of "Frankenstein"?: yes
595.) Who the Canadian Prime Minister is?: no
596.) The Queen of England?: yes
597.) Prime Minister of Britain?: yes
598.) Espanol?: si. we had that question before
599.) Deutsch?: Ja.
600.) Japanese?: ah!
601.) François?: fuch you fuck you fuck you fuck you!
602.) Chinese?: no
603.) Portuguese?: no
604.) (If you don't, do you wish you knew any of these languages?): no, maybe when i'm bored
605.) The capital of Switzerland?: i've been there
606.) The capital of the US?: uga aga
607.) All of the Canadian provinces?: how many of those stupid questions will follow?
608.) The two most commonly used languages in the world?: spanisch and english;in europe it's german.. anything else???
609.) How to fly a kite?: no
610.) How to surf?: no
611.) Skateboard?: yes
612.) How about rollerblade?: yes
613.) What year the Korean war started?: fuck it...
Emotions
614.) What is the one thing in the world that makes you teary eyed?: nmfc
615.) Happy eyed?: many things
616.) What song always makes you sad?: some
617.) Happy?: the christmas song
618.) Which person always makes you really happy?: there are a few
619.) Really depressed?: nobody right now
620.) Are you a really emotional person?: yes
621.) Are you a naturally depressed person?: sometimes
622.) A naturally happy person?: sometimes
623.) How long does it take you to overcome a bad emotion?: depends
624.) What do you do?: whatever i can think of
625.) What song do you think was written about your life?: slut - it was easier ...
The Last Person To…
626.) Who was the last person to hug you?: chris
627.) Talk to you?: chris
628.) IM you?: -
629.) Touch you physically?: chris
630.) Touch you emotionally?: marina
631.) Hurt you?: -
632.) Make you feel good?: chris
633.) Scold you?: wtf?
634.) Praise you?: i don't know
635.) Say "Hello" to you?: marvin
Weaknesses
636.) Are you secure with yourself?: sometimes
637.) What do other people think of you?: i bet i don't want to know
638.) What kind of person do you see yourself as?: good friend, listener...
639.) What is your one maaaaajjoooorrrr weakness?: insecureness
640.) Do you consider yourself to be a strong person?: depends
641.) A weak person?: depents
642.) Are you stressed out?: yes
643.) If someone insults you, can you just brush it off or move on? when i'm in a bad mood it can be really 'not nice'
644.) Do you hold grudges against others that insult you?: no
645.) If you are sitting in class and you say something really dumb or do something really stupid and everyone starts laughing at you, can you brush it off easily?: yes
Three Things
646.) 3 things you can do
1. play the guitar (how special...)
2. roll my tongue
3. write
647.) 3 of your best friends
1. marc
2. mark
3. marina
648.) 3 things you wish you could do
1. sing
2. looking 'normal' when somebody takes a picture of me
3. remembering more than one thing
649.) 3 shows you watch all the time
1. simpsons
2. friends
3. ...
650.) 3 shows you watched when you were little
1. captain future
2. saber rider
3. he-man
651.) 3 things youre addicted to
1. music
2. toast
3. peanuts
652.) 3 people you care about
1. steph
2. chris
3. caro
653.) 3 things you cant live without
1. music
2. eating and drinking
3. friends
654.) 3 things you wish you could change about yourself
1. .... a few things
2.
3.
655.) 3 of your strong points
1. i point out what i think
2. good listener
3.
656.) 3 of your favorite boys names
1. -
2. -
3. -
657.) 3 of your favorite girls names
1. -
2. -
3. -
658.) 3 people of the opposite sex
1. manu
2. lisa
3. sarah
659.) 3 bands everyone should listen to
1.
chiodos2.
nora3.
anberlin 660.) 3 things no one should listen to
1. everything from casting and realityshows
2. boy and girlgroups
3. techno
661.) 3 things you say all the time
1. 'shit!'
2. 'you think so'
3. 'no'
662.) 3 words to describe your look
1. cheap-emo
2. messy
3. undefiniable
663.) 3 words to describe your personality
1. insecure
2. out of control
3. paranoid
664.) 3 things you want to do before you die
1. going to new zealand
2. disneyland
3. ralley
665.) 3 things on your desk
1. cd
2. disk
3. pen
666.) 3 things you hate
1. intoleration
2. arrogance
3. callousness
667.) 3 things you love
1. music
2. cooking
3. beeing 'on the road'
668.) 3 things that scare you
1. crow of faschists
2. darkness
3. tram
669.) 3 people who make you chuckle
1. this guy from my last class
2.
3.
670.) 3 people who are so very cool
1. -
2. -
3. -
MORE Random Stuff
671.) Name all the Teletubbies in order right now no thinking: lala, tinki-winki, dipsi, po
672.) Do you like to blurt out random sayings in a conversation for no reason?: no
673.) Do you talk Simmish?: no
674.) Oday ouyhay peaksay igpay atinlay?: yes please
675.) Isn't pig latin the best?: no
676.) Do you have a distinct smell?: no?
677.) Do you know anyone who has a distinct smell that you wish you could bottle and make a perfume or something?: no?
678.) Have you ever read Gone With the Wind?: no
679.) Did you ever have a crazy eighth grade teacher?: not only in eighth grade
680.) Are you in an asylum?: no
681.) College?: no
682.) What is your favorite scent?: stawberries
683.) Do you eat chocolate?: yes
684.) Where is your favorite restaurant?: -
685.) What is the best feeling in the world?: love
686.) What is the worst feeling in the world?: love
687.) Do like Spongebob?: yes
688.) Do you think he's gay?: no, he likes the squirrel
689.) How about Squidward? A little off track?: who?
690.) Do you like to make up stupid excuses in school like "I was too busy getting raped by a bull to do my homework"?: no
691.) Do you do your homework every night?: no
692.) DO you usually get a lot?: normal
693.) "OOOOOO poor baby" << use that phrase a lot?: no
694.) Have you ever been French kissed by a dog?: i think i'm getting sick
695.) Have you ever fed a dog or cat out of your mouth?: ok, i am sick
696.) Ever eaten a doggie biscuit?: no
697.) Don't you wish they would make them for humans too?: no, fucking hell!
698.) Where is your second home?: north
699.) Are dollar stores cool?: maybe
700.) How many phone numbers do you have memorized that you don't need to look up?: one because it starts like my PIN
701.) Do you wish your teeth would get whiter?: no
702.) Can you do the limbo?: no
703.) Do you make New Year's Resolutions?: no
Which Friend…
704.) Has the best taste in music?: steph ..haha.
705.) Has the coolest name?: jero
706.) Has the best taste in movies?: chris
707.) Has the nicest hair?: chris
708.) Has the fittest body?: marc i guess
709.) Do you hang out with most?: marc, mark, chris, marina and a few others....
710.) Has the coolest parents?: how many questions will be double?
711.) Lives closest to you?: chris and marina maybe?
712.) Lives the farthest from you?: steph
713.) Can you relate to most?: steph
714.) Is the best for advice on anything?: steph, when it comes down to 'certain' situations ;)
715.) Can you make you laugh the easiest?: mark
Word Association!
716.) blow: blowjob (as if anybody would think of something else)
717.) lollipop: this stupid song
718.) obnoxious: dennis
719.) cold: static-x
720.) hot: soup
721.) smell: eggs
722.) car: formula 1
723.) rain: my parent's garden
724.) wet: the garden
725.) steamy: sauna
726.) bite: steph
727.) beer: festival
728.) rock: concerts
729.) hard: ....
730.) soft: ice
OK Here's the dirty part
731.) Have you ever played a game that required the removal of clothing?: yo
732.) What's your favorite place to be kissed?: in the pool ;)
733.) Are you a tease?: that's what i'd like to know
734.) Spit or swallow: .....
More "Do you"…
735.) Twirl your hair?: no
736.) Hate yourself?: no
737.) Want to kill yourself?: no
738.) Dream of death and blood and gore?: no
739.) Go into frequent fits of depression and/or rage?: yes
740.) Touch your face a lot?: yes
741.) Watch MTV?: not often
742.) Have any lesbian/gay/bi friends?: yes
743.) Consider yourself tolerant of other people's differences?: yes
744.) Wish you could fly?: no
745.) Wish you could be invisible?: sometimes
746.) Read minds?: oh yes
747.) Watch wrestling?: no
748.) Like filling out love surveys?: no
749.) Work out?: no
750.) Play any sports?: no
More Have You Ever…
751.) Gotten a DUI?: DUI?
752.) A speeding ticket?: no
753.) Been in a fist fight?: yes
754.) Participated in a backyard wrestling match?: no
755.) Considered a life as a criminal?: no
756.) Held a gun?: yes
757.) Considered prostituting yourself for money??: no
758.) Been used?: no
759.) Been rejected?: yes
760.) Experimented with homosexuality?: (this question is almost better than the 'are you virgin' one...)... i swear i was drunk.... i was so drunk I couldn't remember my name
761.) Threw up on a roller coaster?: no
762.) Laughed so hard you peed your pants?: help no
763.) Slept more than 13 hours straight?: when i'm not sleeping for three weeks
764.) Tackled the mailman?: no
765.) Laugh so hard you cried?: yes
766.) Been on the phone for more than 5 hours straight?: yes
767.) Done crack?: no
768.) Done cocaine?: no
769.) Passed out during school?: no
770.) Had unprotected sex?: ....?
More Random Questions!!!!!!!!!!
771.) Do you know what boricua/moricua/morena mean?: no
772.) What language is spoke in Brazil?: brasilian!? (duh....Portuguese)
773.) Can you name all 32 football teams in the NFL?: fuck off!
774.) How about every baseball team in MLB?: FO!
775.) Do you like hot dogs?: yes
776.) Are baseball games fun?: no
777.) Is 7 a lucky number?: no
778.) Do you believe in Ouiji boards?: no
779.) Have you ever played a guitar?: yes
780.) Do you have dreams about becoming famous?: yes, nightmares
781.) Do you like U2?: no
782.) Has anyone ever asked you about U2 and you responded "I LOVE U2!" and the other person got really confused?: this question 'confused' me
783.) Do you own a CD by the Beatles?: yes
784.) Do you straighten your hair?: no
785.) Do you wear sweat pants?: eeew no
786.) Do you wear black lipstick?: no
787.) What kind of headphones do you have?: in-ear
788.) Do you use your portable CD player a lot?: mp3 or md
789.) How often do you need to buy a new CD player?: i don't know
790.) What is the CD in your CD player right now?: q and not u
791.) How often do you change your underwear?: every day??
792.) Are you addicted to popping pimples?: no
793.) Do you ever slip and accidentally say "pimping popples" instead of "popping pimples"?: no
794.) Do you have a walk in closet?: no
795.) Did you ever get stuck in a closet while listening to "Harder to breathe" or whatever by Maroon 5?: no... but... uh... fun
796.) Do you pray daily?: no
797.) If you die right now what will happen to you?: i don't know, they'll probably think i'm joking
798.) Are you paranoid?: yes
799.) Do you go to thrift stores to shop?: no
800.) Have you ever seen a used pair of underwear for sale?: no
Which One Are You?
801.) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle: leonardo
802.) Power Ranger: none
803.) Rugrat: chucky
804.) Powerpuff Girl: -
805.) Villain: doc evil from austin powers?
Do You Own…
806.) A cell phone?: yes
807.) A CPR certification card?: what?
808.) A Member's Only jacket?: no
809.) A book over 900 pages long?: yes
810.) A porno?: me? porn??
811.) A gun?: no
812.) A pair of toe socks?: no
813.) A portable DVD player?: no
814.) A Michael Bolton CD?: no
815.) A car?: no
816.) A trucker hat?: yes
817.) A pair of cut-off shorts?: no
818.) A wife beater?: no
819.) A butcher knife?: no
820.) A pocket knife?: yes
821.) A Rolex?: no
822.) A bike?: yes
823.) A thong?: no
824.) A bikini?: of course....
825.) A speedo (guys)?: no
826.) Anything from Tijuana?: no
827.) A drum set?: no
828.) An electric guitar?: yes
829.) A signed photo of anyone famous?: yes
830.) Any of the "Rocky" movies?: yes
More Random Questions….no they will not stop
831.) Do you have fleas?: no
832.) Quote Aladdin in any way: no
833.) Did you ever play backyard baseball in real life?: no
834.) How big is your backyard?: big?
835.) Do you like hairy backs?: no
836.) Hairy chests?: no
837.) Are you attracted to older men/women?: what's 'older'?
838.) Do you wish you had more hair?: no
839.) What does Prilosec treat?: i have no idea
841.) Are you on any medication?: no
842.) Do you have asthma?: no
843.) Do you have an inhaler?: -
844.) Do you use your inhaler more than 5 times a week?: -
845.) Do you think you need to take medication for this disorder?: -
846.) When was the last time you got a haircut?: three weeks ago
847.) What is your hair length?: typical emo head
848.) Do you know how to change a tire?: yes
849.) Do you know how to change oil in a car?: yes
850.) Did a ring ever turn your finger purple/blue/green?: no
851.) Have you ever taken a bus ride to another state?: no
852.) Have you ever taken a bus to the mall?: yes
853.) Do you like the show Recess?: ???
854.) What's your take on the show Judge Judy?: i don't know
855.) When did WW2 start?: .... this test must be a joke
856.) When did it end?: see 855
857.) What is your nationality?: german
858.) Where did your family come from?: i don't know, i guess they've always been here
859.) Have you ever been to Hell?: yes. it's nice
860.) Do you believe there is a Satan?: no god > no satan
861.) Do you believe in angels?: no
862.) Do people always tell you that you look stoned?: nein
863.) What percentage of the time are you actually NOT stoned?: 100?
864.) Do you like to say random words during conversations like "naked" to get people's reactions?: no, but I probably will some day
865.) Do you own any NKOTB merchandise?: no
866.) Have you ever gotten the urge to bang any member from Menudo?: i don't think so
867.) Aren't those Menudo kids soooooooooooooo sexy?: if that's what you think
868.) Do you constantly use away messages even if you are gone for 3 days at one shot?: no
869.) Do you collect anything?: no
870.) Have you ever made a bong from an exhaust pipe?: no
871.) Do you have pothead neighbors?: no, but it would explain a few things
872.) Which is your favorite toe?: the big one
873.) Favorite finger?: the middle
874.) How many wisdom teeth do you have?: none
875.) Do you have a Kidz Bop CD?: no
876.) Do you like to watch the Kidz Bop commercials just because they're so sad and stupid?: no
877.) Have you ever made out with someone of the same sex?: yes (OMG. I SWEAR I WAS DRUNK.)
878.) If you answered yes to 877, WHY????????!!!: BECAUSE!
879.) Do you grin a lot?: yes
880.) Do you like to grate cheese?: no
881.) Can you sing the Oscar Meyer jingle?: no
882.) Are you related to someone famous through only 3 degrees of seperation?: possibly not
883.) How about 5 degrees of seperation?: i don't know!
884.) OK be honest…hows the survey so far?: it will never stop...
885.) Do you usually like to answer all the questions on surveys?: no
886.) What time is it?: 9:03
887.) Do you use the word 'uber' a lot?: no
888.) Do you pretend like you know other languages when you really don't?: no
889.) Can you take a crap in other people's houses without feeling awkward?: no ... who is responible for questions like this??
890.) Have you ever overflowed a toilet in public?: yes!!
891.) What did you do?: condoms, trash, toilet paper....
892.) Have you ever heard an old lady say "fuck"?: fuck
893.) Do you swear like a sailor?: yes
894.) Do you think it's sassy when people of the opposite sex swear every once in a while when they usually don't??: no
895.) Can you sit on the toilet and take a poo?: what?????
896.) What term do you like to use for poo the most: .....!
897.) What does PMS stand for?: pre-menstrual syndrom
898.) Do you like to inhale potpourri?: no
899.) Can you say the alphabet backwards without stopping?: yes
900.) How far can you count on your fingers?: i'm not testing now
901.) Are outhouses or porta potties ok for you?: of course...
902.) What is the funniest portapotty company name you have ever seen?: ??!!!
903.) How many people are on your AIM buddy list?: 5 or 6
904.) Do you like the Godfather movies?: yes
905.) How about Good Fellas?: no
906.) Watch the Sopranos?: no
907.) Does the mobster life appeal to you?: no
908.) Do you know anyone in the mob?: no (maybe i do?)
909.) Have you ever woken up to find a horse head laying in your bed?: not yet
910.) If you could rename your town to be anything you want, what would you name it?: ...
911.) Osama Bin Laden: dead or alive?: ask him
912.) Do you wear a lot of bright colors?: no, even though I know at least 2 people who'd like to see me in pink or yellow more often...
913.) Do you watch day time soaps?: no
914.) Do you watch Cartoon Network?: no!
915.) Do you use a calculator?: yes
916.) What kind is it?: casio
917.) Do you like pizza to be delivered to you?: pizza is pizza
918.) Did you ever have to do a science project?: yes
919.) Don't they suck?: yes
920.) Did you ever have to help a family member with a science project?: yes
921.) Do you help out at the Special Olympics?: no
922.) Do you know anyone with mental disabilities?: no
923.) Are you a racist?: this question almost as good as the fur stuff...
924.) When you go to restaurants do you eat a lot or try and minimize you intake?: depends on who is paying
925.) Do you diet?: no
926.) Do you have trouble sticking to promises?: no
Hygeine
927.) How often do you shower?: every day... normally
928.) Do you wash your hands after you go to the bathroom?: yes
929.) How often do you wash your face?: ... 2x a day?
930.) When you bleed do you use a band aid?: no i wait till i'm dying
931.) Do you wash your cuts out with soap and water?: with soap????
932.) Do you wash your hair every day?: yes
933.) Do you blow your nose a lot?: no
934.) Do you cough a lot?: no
935.) If so, do you cover your mouth or let the germs fly?: the hand is automatic
936.) Do you wear deoderant regularly?: most the time
Issues
937.) Do you have any type of mental disability?: -
938.) Do you have OCD?: stupid english
939.) Do you have ADHD?: see 938
940.) Are you on any medication for any mental disorder?: no
941.) Do you suffer from anxiety or depression?: sometimes
942.) Do you get sick really often and for long periods of time?: no
943.) Have you ever had the chicken pox?: yes
944.) The monkey pox?: ??
945.) The mumps?: yes
946.) The measles?: yes
947.) Did you ever have a hole in your heart?: no
The Last Set of Random Questions
948.) Have you ever been on TV?: local tv
949.) Have you ever been on the radio?: no
950.) In the newspaper?: no
951.) Have you ever been quoted by anyone at all?: yes
952.) Do you watch Saved By The Bell?: no
953.) Did you cry when Mr. Rogers died?: Mr. Rogers??
954.) Did you ever see the movie Who Framed Roger Rabbit?: yes
955.) Do you think Frank Zilinski is a moron?: is this the guy from honey, i shrunk....?
956.) Throw me some Polish names: kubiaschki?
957.) What size shoe do you have?: 42
958.) How many pairs of shoes do you have?: 4-5
959.) How big is your wardrobe?: enough
960.) How much do you weigh?: guess
961.) How tall are you?: 172cm, i don't know what it is in feet
962.) Do you have cankles?: ???!
963.) Do you have fat wrists?: no
964.) Fat thighs?: no
965.) Do you shave your toes?: no
966.) Do you shave your legs?: no
967.) How often?: -
968.) How about those armpits?: yes
969.) Are you a germaphobe?: no
970.) How many legs does an octopus have?: 8
971.) How many legs do you have?: 2
972.) Do you have braces?: no
973.) Are you getting sick of these questions?: yes
974.) Do you snort when you laugh?: no
975.) Do you snore?: yes
976.) Do you have your own room?: yes
977.) Do you have an overactive bladder?: no
978.) How about an overactive pooper?: no
979.) Have you ever had an out of body experience?: no
980.) Do you know who Tim Burton is and/or do you like him?: yes and i don't know him personally
981.) How about Tim Curry?: no
982.) Are you ticklish?: yes
983.) Do you have a gay uncle?: no but you never know
984.) A lesbian aunt?: see 983
985.) Do you like salad?: no
986.) Have you ever been to a Farmers Market?: yes
987.) Ever been to a pig auction?: no
988.) Are you artsy?: yes
989.) Do you like to eat pie?: yes
990.) Do you like to say "no pun intended" for no reason?: no
991.) Whats your favorite pie flavor?: cheese ?
992.) Do you like ice cream cake?: yes
993.) Is the glass half empty or half full?: it's broken
994.) Who was the Lone Ranger's, nephew's, horse?: I HAVE NO IDEA
995.) Do you like cheese?: yes
996.) Do you know Eric Shaun?: no
997.) Do you think that last question was really lame?: yes
998.) Did you think this whole survey was really lame?: yes
999.) Was it a waste of your time?: possibly
1000.) Do you waste a lot of time doing stupid pointless things when you should be doing more important things?: something like this survey?
1001.) Do you think too much?: yes
updated: may 13th, '05