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This is Nora Roosevelt.
Nora: Eh, who's there?
Your Magical Voice, of course!
Nora: ......Whatever.
And this is her lovely home.
Nora: I love to look at the clouds, even though there isn't any.
That's very nice, Nora.
Nora: I'm going inside. You're scaring me.
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Nora: Why is nobody else dancing?
Maybe because your by yourself....
Nora: Yeah, thanks for rubbing it in!
Nora: Even the bathroom is lonely! *sob*
Random Dude: Hmm... When did this get here...?*headtwitching*
Nora: ....Seriously. A Smart Car.
Nora: arghagashs
Nora: Let's go find me some love!
Really, Nora?
Nora:*twitch* Her outfit looks like mine....
Eww no.
Nope.
Nora: Don't watch. Your gonna think i'm pyscho.
Nope, just desperate.
Nora: Shut up.
Nope. You + Him = You = Death by fire.
Girl, move yo head. I need to see.
Random Dude #2: Hardy Har Har (Are these real??) *grab*
Nora: I'm going to kill you and your family. *smack*
Mortimer (whatever his name is): I wish Bella could see me now!
Meanwhile....
Bartender: *glare*
*Slow motion strut*
Old Woman: I hope Mortimer is watching! *wink*
Nora: Oh look, a random old person. Maybe she is lost.
Nora: Are you lost?
Random Person #3: *looks at with eye*
Nora: You're funnie. *giggle*
Fail #4.
Nora: Okey, I admit I am a little tipsy...
Count Whatever His Name Is: RAWR U SMELL LIK BLOOOD
Nora: OOH LEMME SMELL!!!
*facepalm*
Nora: Let's be BFFLS!
Ugh... how are you getting along with him so well....
Count Vampire Name Too Annoying To Write: Yeah! Best buddies!
*headdesk*