my first hate note ever! ha.
haha so scope this shit out... like, 3 weeks ago (whenever we had the 4 day wknd) my brother dumped his little slut girlfriend, cause she was rubbin ass on some dudes at the middle school dance. so he was like oh hale no, and broke up with her, and i swear to god the little bitch called my house and least 80 times that weekend...
sooo, after about the 60th phone call from her, i finally answer it, and bitched her out, and we went back and forth for like, an hour or so. it was pretty intense haha. so then i was like, ok you're like, a fetus, why am i wasting my time arguing with you? so she was like, yeah whatever, we're cool now blah blah. so i thought that was the end of it, but then today i come home from school, and my brother has this smirk on his face, and hands me a note. and hes like, it's from jocelyn, read it, it's pretty funny.
so i open it, and this is what she wrote:
2:get a life-aka jessica
4rm: got a life- aka jocelyn
4 yo info...
first of all, i dont know you, as you should know. me and yo brother are so crazy about eachother. so you can butt out. if you got any problems with anything i wrote, jump, swing, move, start some, and im gunna finish it, best believe. so umm, no you know dont look at me crazy, talk 2 me in anyway, shape, form, or fashion. gett this straight shauty i dont like u and i hope u dont like me. but im in luv with yo brother like it or not. anywayz it wont be no problems if you dont say nothin to me cause my people do kill and we are to deep and mobbed out for you 2 come in my fase *more on back*
get yo prioroty straight player. you got problems with me keep it to yoself if you know wuz hannanin. and dats wuzup shauty. my whole family will come lookin for you so dont try me. i know where 625 dover st at. so what im sayin is butt out shauty i dont know what you heard about me but i come from m.s home of da rough ridas. so you will be getting yo block knocked off if you sho dis to yo mom, ill still come beat you up and down!!
have a nice day.
p.s tell yo brother i said hiiiii
- you better do it, dont think im playin.
p.s.s right back.
then theres what a bitch written in the margins.
ha. ok, so i dont know what my favorite part of this thing is: the oh so terrifying treats, the awesome spelling and eloquent use of grammar, or the fact that this bitch is soooooooooooo in love with zach. ok people, this psycho slut is 11 years old, im totally sure shes gunna get people to take me out, because 6th grade love is that important, right? i was basically under the impression that zach as well as jocelyn had both moved on, it's been like, 3 weeks or something. pretty much all i said to her, was that she was a skeeze for being all over other dudes while she was with my brother, and that it was over because he didnt like her. easy enough to understand i guess. so everythings fine, i havent heard anything from her since then, until today. what the shit.
i love 6th grade drama, especially since im dealin wit a sistaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
ha. sooo, i think im totally gunna play 6th grade, and write her back. what should my letter say?
sooo, after about the 60th phone call from her, i finally answer it, and bitched her out, and we went back and forth for like, an hour or so. it was pretty intense haha. so then i was like, ok you're like, a fetus, why am i wasting my time arguing with you? so she was like, yeah whatever, we're cool now blah blah. so i thought that was the end of it, but then today i come home from school, and my brother has this smirk on his face, and hands me a note. and hes like, it's from jocelyn, read it, it's pretty funny.
so i open it, and this is what she wrote:
2:get a life-aka jessica
4rm: got a life- aka jocelyn
4 yo info...
first of all, i dont know you, as you should know. me and yo brother are so crazy about eachother. so you can butt out. if you got any problems with anything i wrote, jump, swing, move, start some, and im gunna finish it, best believe. so umm, no you know dont look at me crazy, talk 2 me in anyway, shape, form, or fashion. gett this straight shauty i dont like u and i hope u dont like me. but im in luv with yo brother like it or not. anywayz it wont be no problems if you dont say nothin to me cause my people do kill and we are to deep and mobbed out for you 2 come in my fase *more on back*
get yo prioroty straight player. you got problems with me keep it to yoself if you know wuz hannanin. and dats wuzup shauty. my whole family will come lookin for you so dont try me. i know where 625 dover st at. so what im sayin is butt out shauty i dont know what you heard about me but i come from m.s home of da rough ridas. so you will be getting yo block knocked off if you sho dis to yo mom, ill still come beat you up and down!!
have a nice day.
p.s tell yo brother i said hiiiii
- you better do it, dont think im playin.
p.s.s right back.
then theres what a bitch written in the margins.
ha. ok, so i dont know what my favorite part of this thing is: the oh so terrifying treats, the awesome spelling and eloquent use of grammar, or the fact that this bitch is soooooooooooo in love with zach. ok people, this psycho slut is 11 years old, im totally sure shes gunna get people to take me out, because 6th grade love is that important, right? i was basically under the impression that zach as well as jocelyn had both moved on, it's been like, 3 weeks or something. pretty much all i said to her, was that she was a skeeze for being all over other dudes while she was with my brother, and that it was over because he didnt like her. easy enough to understand i guess. so everythings fine, i havent heard anything from her since then, until today. what the shit.
i love 6th grade drama, especially since im dealin wit a sistaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
ha. sooo, i think im totally gunna play 6th grade, and write her back. what should my letter say?