Devin Is A Crazy Beast
LosErkid8159: *Demons cheering*
LosErkid8159: Thank you, thank you. And for my next number, I'm going to imitate religious folks.
LosErkid8159: "God is good, god is good." said Satan, in his facetious imitation of religious people.
LosErkid8159: "Wow, I knew Satan was evil, but I never knew he was funny!" whispered Bob to the succubus sitting next to him.
LosErkid8159: The succubus replied by coughing up a skull.
LosErkid8159: Satan rambled on about the religious folk, "Let's go read a bible, because we're UGLY!"
LosErkid8159: "Hahaha!" yelled the crowd of demons and demonesses in unison.
LosErkid8159: "Hey what do you say we go back to my place and sodomize a corpse?" said one teenage demon to another.
LosErkid8159: I think I am going to hell.
LosErkid8159: I LOVE God, though.
LosErkid8159: I am merely making fun of Satan's comedy routines.
LosErkid8159: The murderous kittens await.
LosErkid8159: And so the homeless man said to the non-generous man, "Fuck you."
LosErkid8159: You are the grammar Fuhrer. All bow to your
authority. You will crush all the inferior
people under the soles of your jackboots, and
any who question your motives will be
eliminated. Your punishment is being the bane
of every other person's existence, because
you're constantly contradicting stupidity.
Everyone will be gunning for you. Your dreams
of a master race of spellers and grammarians
frighten the masses. You must always watch your
back. If only your power could be used for good
instead of evil.