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first name: daniel
middle name: jose
nickname(s): danny or dp
gender: shemale
birthday: may 25 1987
height: 5"8
hair color: black
eye color: really really dark brown
do you wear glasses or contacts: yes i wear glasses
do you have braces: nope
is your hair long or short: long and short
where were you born: wichita falls
current location: same
zodiac sign: gemini
how many languages do you know: ahh
what laungage do you want to learn: spanish and japense
bad habits: hmm i burp alot and i pick my nose and not care whos around
today: i did nothing but lay in a pool of self-loathing
today's date: april 11
the time: 8:00
ready for a bunch more questions: sure ya faggit
f A m I l Y
mother's name: geneve
father's name: idilio
brother's name: armando
sister's name: none
favorite aunt: hmm
favorite uncle: haha
favorite grandparent: they all died
worst relative: chelsea..and all the little demons that infest my aunts and uncles houses
best relative: bobby,pico,nick,angie
do you get along with your parents: no
does anyone in your family understand you?: no
P E T S
do you have any pets: yes 2 dogs
what are their names: shorty and chico
what kind of animals are they: spawns of satan
S C H 0 0 L
are you still in school: nope
did you drop out: nope
current gpa: i didnt care about my gpa
favorite grade: none
least favorite grade: 7th and 8th
favorite current teacher: none
least favorite current teacher: all
favorite subject: history
least favorite subject: math
do/did you buy lunch or bring it: i bought lunch but never ate it
are/were you popular: i didnt want to be popular
favorite dance: didnt attend any
favorite memory: beating this kid up in the sand box when i was in third grade
favorte memory you want to have: hmm all my friends in elementry..how i miss them all
least favorite memory: hmm
F A V 0 R i T E S
number: 1 gazillion
letter: none
shoes: i dont have a favorite
saying(s): OJ(original jerk),DEBO,DENIED
TV show: dont like the tv
sport: futbol
vegetable: i like alot of them
fruit: same as last question
movie: sin city,eternal sunshine of a spotless mind,garden state
magazine: guitar,amp,and thats about it
actor: me
actress: hmm none really
candy: dont like it to much
gum: gum
scent: the smell of a woman haha im creepy
candy bar: snickers...i never said i didnt eat any
ice cream flavor: chocolate
color: black
season: fall
holiday: fall hehe
band: as of right now...mars volta
singer: sade or seal
group: none
rapper: gross
type of music: jazz...jazz....grindcore...rock and roll...noise
thing in your room: computer
place to be: with someone
tv channel: cartoon network or history channel
junk food: dont have any
overall food: pizza
store: hmm
hangout: with myself
fast food: burgersssssss
restaurant: oh this one place in austin ahhh the ribs were amazing....i need to stop eating meat //_-
shape: circle takes the square
time of day: night
country: mexico
state: of texas vs fear before the march of flames
boys name: hmm none
girls name: milana..and thats about it
mall: grosss
shampoo: any which one is there
board game: shootes and ladders
computer game: command and conquer
car: one that drives..but i like motorcycles more
music video: dillinger escape plan/panasonic youth...mars volta/televators
swear word: fuck you/fucken amazing...cunt....asshole
word: jerk...love...amazing
month: sepetember...and october
scary movie: japense horror films/zombie movies
team: NBA
possession: hmmm
WHATS THE FiRST THiNG Y0U TH0UGHT 0F WHEN Y0U HEAR..
eminem: crap
dog: crap
hot: shit
britney spears: sucks
nsync: sucks
real world: entertaining
orange: juice
choice: peoples
fuck: me
bisexual: maybe haha
black: and white
icq: ...
insane clown posse: sucks shit
linkin park: sucks more
jack: daniels for some reason
rainbow: gay pride
cucumber: hahaha
shark: kills white people
lifehouse: that band was semi ok
bat: avenged sevenfold
leather: ahhh i hate leather
whip: oooo milana
america: ...hmm
water: jugs
volcano: heat
T H i S - 0R - T H A T ?
rock or rap: rock and roll
rock or pop: rock and roll
rock or r&b: rock and roll
rock or metal: hmm rock and roll
rap or pop: niether
rap or r&b: niether
rap or metal: METAL!!!
pop or r&b: rock and roll.....oh wait
pop or metal: METAL MANIACS
r&b or metal: ok this is annoying
linkin park or limp bizkit: fuck both
tool or korn: tool fo sho
selena or jennifer lopez: selena haha im hispanic
hot or cold: cold
winter or summer: neither
spring or fall: fall
shakira or britney: niether
icp or eminem: god horrible taste
marilyn manson or rob zombie: rob zombie fo sho
kittie or garbage: kittie and garbage
mtv or vh1: fuse
buffy or angel: angel
dawson's creek or gilmore girls: upn is still in bussiness???
football or basketball: fooball
summer olympics or winter olympics: hmm
skiing or snowboarding: snowboarding
rollarblading or skateboarding: skateboarding
black or white: black
orange or red: red
yellow or green: green
purple or pink: purple
slipknot or mudvayne: mudvayne
hot topic or pac sun: niether
inside or outside: outside sometimes
weed or alcohol: neither
cell phone or pager: hmm both give cancer hehe
pen or pencil: pen
powerpuff girls or charlie's angels: gaga
scooby doo or dino: scooby DUH
dragon ball z or pokemon: inuyasha
star wars or star trek: star wars
tattoos or piercings: both
prep or punk: punk..the real punks not pop punks
slut or whore: both
P R i V A T E L i F E
do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend: yes
do you have a crush?: on my gf yes i do
do you love anyone right now: yes my gf
have you ever been in love: yes with my gf
how many people have you kissed: how much i wish for it
who was your first kiss: hmm
how many hearts of have you broken: i think maybe 1 or 2
how many people broke your heart: 1 person
best quote to sum up love: amazing when its with the right person
so what is your bf/gf/crush like: amazing
do you have a picture of him/her: yes and all of them are amazing
do you have a picture of yourself: haha gross
please post them if you do: haha eat me
do you go by looks or personality: personality matters more then looks
ever kiss a friend: nope i havent acctually
are you still friends: depeneds haha
so moving along..do you smoke: used to
do you smoke weed: used to
ever trip on acid: haha i drop acid like a mofo
how about a little x: oh man that was crazy
crack, heroin, anything else: ewww no way
beer good or beer bad: beer bad
are you the sissy who drinks wine coolers: what are those
do you like smirnoff ice: never had it
prefer beer or liquor: liquor
what kind of cigarettes do you smoke: i used to smoke new ports and camels
are you a virgin: haha wouldnt you like to know
if yes, whats the farthest youve gone: hahaha
W 0 U L D Y 0 U EVER..
bungee jump: maybe
sky dive: maybe
swim with dolphins: awww maybe
scuba dive: haha if i could swim
go rock climbing: yeaaaaaaaaah
eat shit for $1,000,000: mos def
turn your back on your friends for personal gain: nopeeeeee
steal a friend's boyfriend/girlfriend: well it depends
cross-dress: yep
lie to the police: yep
run from the police: yep
lie to your parents: yep
walk up to a stranger and kiss them: hmm probably not
be an exotic dancer: oh yeaaaaaaaah!!!
walk out of a restaurant without paying: haha yep
streak: nope...not sexy enough
Y 0 U R F R I E N D S
best friends : hmm
known longest: hmm
wish you talked to more: milana
wish you saw more: milana
how many no you to good: none...cept for milana
ever lose a good friend because you took it to the 'next level': nope
craziest: haha ben
loudest: ben and eddie
shyest: hmm..colby or albert
best hair: colby
can always make you laugh: milana
best eyes: milana
best body: milana
sex symbol: milana
hot tempered: hmm squared
most impatient: ben
shortest: albert
tallest: squared the man is massive
talented: hmm colby
best singer: colby ben or squared
skinniest: hmm
nicest: squared
best personality: joel or squared
biggest drug user: none of us acctually
HAVE Y0U EVER:
flashed someone: nope thats gross
told a person how you felt bout them: yep many a times
been to michigan: nope
gone to jail or juvi: juvi haha
skateboarded: ive tried
skinny dipped: nope
stolen anything: yes
wanted to kick my ass for making this so long: not really
kicked someone's ass: haha its fun what can i say
pegged someone in the head with a snowball: hahahahahah he was a mailman and i got him when he was in his truck like thingy
broke a beer bottle: yep
gotten into a bar, under-aged: dont like bars
kissed someone of the same sex: haha yep
gone on a road trip: yep
gone on vacation without adult supervision: kinda
been to a concert: many
been to another country: yes
talked back to an adult: all the time
got pulled over: noppers
got in a car accident: nope
broke a law: hahahaha
given money to a homeless person: yes many
tried to kill yourself: yes i have
cried to get out of trouble: hahaha im the best actor i know
kissed a friend's brother or sister: hmm nope not that i know of
kissed a brother or sister's friend: ahh shut up
dropped something on the floor that you were cooking and let someone eat it anyways? nope...wait yeah haha
0 P I N I 0 N S
what do you think...about pop music: dont like it to much
about boy bands: they are so depressing
about flag burning: dumb
of the war on terrorists: kill them all
about suicide: i did it many times see...im a zombie...IDIOTS
about people who try to force their opinions on you: i get pissed
about abortion: ehh dont like it to much
about rock/metal music: it depends
where do you think you'll be in 10 years: in a dumpster...diving DUH
who do you think you'll still be friends with in 5 years: a few but not to many BETH!!!
W H A T D I D Y 0 0 H D 0
last birthday: tried to commit suicide
yesterday: worshipped satan
last weekend: ...hmm masterbated
christmas: masterbated
thanksgiving: masterbated...the turkey
new year's: drank wine in front of my mother
halloween: slept and bashed my fucking toe ahhh
easter: ate eggs
valentine's day: had a valentine for the first time in my life
T H E L A S T
thing you ate: hmm a burger
thing you drank: tea
thing you wore: fear before shirt and camo shorts
place you went: my cousins house
person you saw: my mom
person you kissed: oh man that was a longgggggg time ago
person you fucked: hahahahahahaha
person you talked to: moms
song you heard: avenged/eternal rest
. : N 0 W : .
what are you eating: nothing
what are you drinking: nothing
what are you wearing: shorts and shirt
any shoes on: nope
hat: nope
listening to: avenged
talking to anyone: nope
are you pissed i made this so long: kindaaaaaaaaaaaa
Y or N
are you a vegetarian: i hope to be
do you like cows: yes
are you a bitch: no im a jerk
are you artistic: i dont think so
do you write poetry: yes
can you ski: nope
are you british: haha i wish
do you want to spear britney: no not really
do the voices talk to you: oh yes they tell me to kill myself
did you ever give barbie a haircut: haha yes many times....im a fag remember
would you eat mac & cheese with hot dogs in it: nope
do you think disney creators were on acid when they made 'alice in wonderland: possibly...dropping acid is my hobby
are you straight: duh foooo
are you nice : nope im a jerk version 3.0
are you naughty: ooo yes baby
are you short: im average
are you tall: im a giant among migets
do you own a hot pink shirt: hahahahaha
how about orange pants: that is in now i heard
can you see the flying monkeys: you bet ya
are you evil : i worship satan stupid
did you ever know someone who had a mullet: yes
is britney a whore: slutwhore???
are you a teenage zombie: id hope not because id have to kill myself....again
am i annoying you?: not at all
do you like marilyn manson: gross
you secretly from another planet: im from the plant 3rd rock from the sun
did you ever touch someone else's private parts: hahahahaha
this is over are you happy now hahah : naaaaaaah
middle name: jose
nickname(s): danny or dp
gender: shemale
birthday: may 25 1987
height: 5"8
hair color: black
eye color: really really dark brown
do you wear glasses or contacts: yes i wear glasses
do you have braces: nope
is your hair long or short: long and short
where were you born: wichita falls
current location: same
zodiac sign: gemini
how many languages do you know: ahh
what laungage do you want to learn: spanish and japense
bad habits: hmm i burp alot and i pick my nose and not care whos around
today: i did nothing but lay in a pool of self-loathing
today's date: april 11
the time: 8:00
ready for a bunch more questions: sure ya faggit
f A m I l Y
mother's name: geneve
father's name: idilio
brother's name: armando
sister's name: none
favorite aunt: hmm
favorite uncle: haha
favorite grandparent: they all died
worst relative: chelsea..and all the little demons that infest my aunts and uncles houses
best relative: bobby,pico,nick,angie
do you get along with your parents: no
does anyone in your family understand you?: no
P E T S
do you have any pets: yes 2 dogs
what are their names: shorty and chico
what kind of animals are they: spawns of satan
S C H 0 0 L
are you still in school: nope
did you drop out: nope
current gpa: i didnt care about my gpa
favorite grade: none
least favorite grade: 7th and 8th
favorite current teacher: none
least favorite current teacher: all
favorite subject: history
least favorite subject: math
do/did you buy lunch or bring it: i bought lunch but never ate it
are/were you popular: i didnt want to be popular
favorite dance: didnt attend any
favorite memory: beating this kid up in the sand box when i was in third grade
favorte memory you want to have: hmm all my friends in elementry..how i miss them all
least favorite memory: hmm
F A V 0 R i T E S
number: 1 gazillion
letter: none
shoes: i dont have a favorite
saying(s): OJ(original jerk),DEBO,DENIED
TV show: dont like the tv
sport: futbol
vegetable: i like alot of them
fruit: same as last question
movie: sin city,eternal sunshine of a spotless mind,garden state
magazine: guitar,amp,and thats about it
actor: me
actress: hmm none really
candy: dont like it to much
gum: gum
scent: the smell of a woman haha im creepy
candy bar: snickers...i never said i didnt eat any
ice cream flavor: chocolate
color: black
season: fall
holiday: fall hehe
band: as of right now...mars volta
singer: sade or seal
group: none
rapper: gross
type of music: jazz...jazz....grindcore...rock and roll...noise
thing in your room: computer
place to be: with someone
tv channel: cartoon network or history channel
junk food: dont have any
overall food: pizza
store: hmm
hangout: with myself
fast food: burgersssssss
restaurant: oh this one place in austin ahhh the ribs were amazing....i need to stop eating meat //_-
shape: circle takes the square
time of day: night
country: mexico
state: of texas vs fear before the march of flames
boys name: hmm none
girls name: milana..and thats about it
mall: grosss
shampoo: any which one is there
board game: shootes and ladders
computer game: command and conquer
car: one that drives..but i like motorcycles more
music video: dillinger escape plan/panasonic youth...mars volta/televators
swear word: fuck you/fucken amazing...cunt....asshole
word: jerk...love...amazing
month: sepetember...and october
scary movie: japense horror films/zombie movies
team: NBA
possession: hmmm
WHATS THE FiRST THiNG Y0U TH0UGHT 0F WHEN Y0U HEAR..
eminem: crap
dog: crap
hot: shit
britney spears: sucks
nsync: sucks
real world: entertaining
orange: juice
choice: peoples
fuck: me
bisexual: maybe haha
black: and white
icq: ...
insane clown posse: sucks shit
linkin park: sucks more
jack: daniels for some reason
rainbow: gay pride
cucumber: hahaha
shark: kills white people
lifehouse: that band was semi ok
bat: avenged sevenfold
leather: ahhh i hate leather
whip: oooo milana
america: ...hmm
water: jugs
volcano: heat
T H i S - 0R - T H A T ?
rock or rap: rock and roll
rock or pop: rock and roll
rock or r&b: rock and roll
rock or metal: hmm rock and roll
rap or pop: niether
rap or r&b: niether
rap or metal: METAL!!!
pop or r&b: rock and roll.....oh wait
pop or metal: METAL MANIACS
r&b or metal: ok this is annoying
linkin park or limp bizkit: fuck both
tool or korn: tool fo sho
selena or jennifer lopez: selena haha im hispanic
hot or cold: cold
winter or summer: neither
spring or fall: fall
shakira or britney: niether
icp or eminem: god horrible taste
marilyn manson or rob zombie: rob zombie fo sho
kittie or garbage: kittie and garbage
mtv or vh1: fuse
buffy or angel: angel
dawson's creek or gilmore girls: upn is still in bussiness???
football or basketball: fooball
summer olympics or winter olympics: hmm
skiing or snowboarding: snowboarding
rollarblading or skateboarding: skateboarding
black or white: black
orange or red: red
yellow or green: green
purple or pink: purple
slipknot or mudvayne: mudvayne
hot topic or pac sun: niether
inside or outside: outside sometimes
weed or alcohol: neither
cell phone or pager: hmm both give cancer hehe
pen or pencil: pen
powerpuff girls or charlie's angels: gaga
scooby doo or dino: scooby DUH
dragon ball z or pokemon: inuyasha
star wars or star trek: star wars
tattoos or piercings: both
prep or punk: punk..the real punks not pop punks
slut or whore: both
P R i V A T E L i F E
do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend: yes
do you have a crush?: on my gf yes i do
do you love anyone right now: yes my gf
have you ever been in love: yes with my gf
how many people have you kissed: how much i wish for it
who was your first kiss: hmm
how many hearts of have you broken: i think maybe 1 or 2
how many people broke your heart: 1 person
best quote to sum up love: amazing when its with the right person
so what is your bf/gf/crush like: amazing
do you have a picture of him/her: yes and all of them are amazing
do you have a picture of yourself: haha gross
please post them if you do: haha eat me
do you go by looks or personality: personality matters more then looks
ever kiss a friend: nope i havent acctually
are you still friends: depeneds haha
so moving along..do you smoke: used to
do you smoke weed: used to
ever trip on acid: haha i drop acid like a mofo
how about a little x: oh man that was crazy
crack, heroin, anything else: ewww no way
beer good or beer bad: beer bad
are you the sissy who drinks wine coolers: what are those
do you like smirnoff ice: never had it
prefer beer or liquor: liquor
what kind of cigarettes do you smoke: i used to smoke new ports and camels
are you a virgin: haha wouldnt you like to know
if yes, whats the farthest youve gone: hahaha
W 0 U L D Y 0 U EVER..
bungee jump: maybe
sky dive: maybe
swim with dolphins: awww maybe
scuba dive: haha if i could swim
go rock climbing: yeaaaaaaaaah
eat shit for $1,000,000: mos def
turn your back on your friends for personal gain: nopeeeeee
steal a friend's boyfriend/girlfriend: well it depends
cross-dress: yep
lie to the police: yep
run from the police: yep
lie to your parents: yep
walk up to a stranger and kiss them: hmm probably not
be an exotic dancer: oh yeaaaaaaaah!!!
walk out of a restaurant without paying: haha yep
streak: nope...not sexy enough
Y 0 U R F R I E N D S
best friends : hmm
known longest: hmm
wish you talked to more: milana
wish you saw more: milana
how many no you to good: none...cept for milana
ever lose a good friend because you took it to the 'next level': nope
craziest: haha ben
loudest: ben and eddie
shyest: hmm..colby or albert
best hair: colby
can always make you laugh: milana
best eyes: milana
best body: milana
sex symbol: milana
hot tempered: hmm squared
most impatient: ben
shortest: albert
tallest: squared the man is massive
talented: hmm colby
best singer: colby ben or squared
skinniest: hmm
nicest: squared
best personality: joel or squared
biggest drug user: none of us acctually
HAVE Y0U EVER:
flashed someone: nope thats gross
told a person how you felt bout them: yep many a times
been to michigan: nope
gone to jail or juvi: juvi haha
skateboarded: ive tried
skinny dipped: nope
stolen anything: yes
wanted to kick my ass for making this so long: not really
kicked someone's ass: haha its fun what can i say
pegged someone in the head with a snowball: hahahahahah he was a mailman and i got him when he was in his truck like thingy
broke a beer bottle: yep
gotten into a bar, under-aged: dont like bars
kissed someone of the same sex: haha yep
gone on a road trip: yep
gone on vacation without adult supervision: kinda
been to a concert: many
been to another country: yes
talked back to an adult: all the time
got pulled over: noppers
got in a car accident: nope
broke a law: hahahaha
given money to a homeless person: yes many
tried to kill yourself: yes i have
cried to get out of trouble: hahaha im the best actor i know
kissed a friend's brother or sister: hmm nope not that i know of
kissed a brother or sister's friend: ahh shut up
dropped something on the floor that you were cooking and let someone eat it anyways? nope...wait yeah haha
0 P I N I 0 N S
what do you think...about pop music: dont like it to much
about boy bands: they are so depressing
about flag burning: dumb
of the war on terrorists: kill them all
about suicide: i did it many times see...im a zombie...IDIOTS
about people who try to force their opinions on you: i get pissed
about abortion: ehh dont like it to much
about rock/metal music: it depends
where do you think you'll be in 10 years: in a dumpster...diving DUH
who do you think you'll still be friends with in 5 years: a few but not to many BETH!!!
W H A T D I D Y 0 0 H D 0
last birthday: tried to commit suicide
yesterday: worshipped satan
last weekend: ...hmm masterbated
christmas: masterbated
thanksgiving: masterbated...the turkey
new year's: drank wine in front of my mother
halloween: slept and bashed my fucking toe ahhh
easter: ate eggs
valentine's day: had a valentine for the first time in my life
T H E L A S T
thing you ate: hmm a burger
thing you drank: tea
thing you wore: fear before shirt and camo shorts
place you went: my cousins house
person you saw: my mom
person you kissed: oh man that was a longgggggg time ago
person you fucked: hahahahahahaha
person you talked to: moms
song you heard: avenged/eternal rest
. : N 0 W : .
what are you eating: nothing
what are you drinking: nothing
what are you wearing: shorts and shirt
any shoes on: nope
hat: nope
listening to: avenged
talking to anyone: nope
are you pissed i made this so long: kindaaaaaaaaaaaa
Y or N
are you a vegetarian: i hope to be
do you like cows: yes
are you a bitch: no im a jerk
are you artistic: i dont think so
do you write poetry: yes
can you ski: nope
are you british: haha i wish
do you want to spear britney: no not really
do the voices talk to you: oh yes they tell me to kill myself
did you ever give barbie a haircut: haha yes many times....im a fag remember
would you eat mac & cheese with hot dogs in it: nope
do you think disney creators were on acid when they made 'alice in wonderland: possibly...dropping acid is my hobby
are you straight: duh foooo
are you nice : nope im a jerk version 3.0
are you naughty: ooo yes baby
are you short: im average
are you tall: im a giant among migets
do you own a hot pink shirt: hahahahaha
how about orange pants: that is in now i heard
can you see the flying monkeys: you bet ya
are you evil : i worship satan stupid
did you ever know someone who had a mullet: yes
is britney a whore: slutwhore???
are you a teenage zombie: id hope not because id have to kill myself....again
am i annoying you?: not at all
do you like marilyn manson: gross
you secretly from another planet: im from the plant 3rd rock from the sun
did you ever touch someone else's private parts: hahahahaha
this is over are you happy now hahah : naaaaaaah