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[static_roses]

So I was riding my bike to the bank. To, you know, do banky things and I pass a group of kids getting out of school or whatever, walking home.

"HEY, THERE GOES THAT MANLY WOMAN. HA, YOU'RE A DYKE!"Not that I'm bothered by the remark or anything, hell if the baggy pants and the zipped up XL jacket doesn't look me look more like a boy I don't know

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[anasyrma]

... my first thought was "They're jealous" AHAHAH IDK. And insecure of their manliness AHAHAWHHLWEFJSD

Trash is trash, man. What the dick, that makes me angry though wlejfaskld sorry you had to hear that shit, aljelkwajefklwjfl

[static_roses]

LOL yeah. Funny thing was that it was a chick that actually yelled it out to me.

My first thought as I rode passed was "DON'T MAKE ME KICK YOUR ASS LIKE YOUR MAMA SHOULD HAVE."

as I rode further I thought how funny it would have been to unzip the jacket and show her my bigger-than-hers boobs.

But this always happen when its too late. Oh my slower than quick wit.

But yeah, it was pretty stupid.

[anasyrma]

...................

OH GOD I BET SHE'S

ONE OF THOSE INSECURE CLOSET LESBIANS

[static_roses]

YEAH PROBABLY.

BECAUSE THE WAY SHE SAID IT.

IT'S LIKE.

SHE'S BEEN WATCHING ME OR SOME SHIT IDK.

[anasyrma]

AHHH YEAH. She

has her eye on you...

:|||| What a creeper

[static_roses]

yeah really wtf

sorry but

she's not my type

8|||||

[anasyrma]

I don't think I can even consider her as a 'type'

[static_roses]

Got a point there.