On Draco, Work...and then more Draco
I've decided that Draco is Simba, and not only because it would make Snape Zazu and that thought makes me laugh harder than it should. But, like...can't you just see Draco singing "I Just Can't Wait to Be King", like, with Pansy as Nala? That's always the song I think of when I think of him, despite the fact that Disney is actually sucking the soul out of evil at this point. The story doesn't really follow, but young Simba, young Simba. Is Draco. :)
Also, that would make Bellatrix Ed. :D
Ummm...there has to be a better point to this entry. In RL news, my boss screamed at an intern yesterday until she nearly cried. That was fun to watch (sarcasm alert). Also, he offered to pay me under the table so that I didn't have to pay taxes and I was all, "OMG, cool!" and then I went home and told my mom and she was all, "Child, YOU'RE BLACK, the IRS will HUNT YOU DOWN someday," soooo I had to fill them out anyway. :P They can only take out social security because I get paid the crap that crap craps out, but it still sucks because I know I'll never see that money again. THANK YOU BABY BOOMERS! Also, our Most Esteemed and Excellent Leader.
Can someone rec me some good Pansy/Ginny? I love the pairing but cannot find any. :(
Also, secretly, I love that there are about 3.5 million versions of Draco out there and almost all of then (with the exception of leather trousers!Draco) have some possible validity. You know, because no one really knows the real Draco (except Pansy...and possibly Narcissa). We know that he's a brat who can sometimes be an incredible bastard, and some people run with that and you get Really Slytherin!Draco who manipulates and is cold and does slimy things but isn't really a bad person, just pragmatic. We also know that he's kinda effeminate and also has that....'flair' (:D) and a predilection for the dramatic, and from that you get Flamingly Gay!Draco who's not so much pragmatic and chilly as exuberant and sarcastic and...well, gay. Also sort of slutty sometimes. And we also know he's got the Black Crazy going on (btw, how much do I love using the phrase 'Draco's Black heritage'...) so you can have Neurotic!Draco who generally chain-smokes a lot and does things like burn living room sofas. We're also pretty sure at this point that he not only adapts well, but sort of refuses to give up and from that you get I'm-All-Grown-Up-Now!Draco who's generally pretty chill, goes with the flow, has some sort of quirky habit. Oh, and speaking of, we know that Draco does things like write songs for his enemies when he could just get Crabbe and Goyle to beat the crap out of them, so from that you get Eccentric!Draco, who’s completely insane but in a very cheerful way. And, of course, we know he's fairly intelligent (in his own sort of way) and from that you get Witty Intellectual!Draco, who actually generally ties in a lot with Eccentric!Draco. Witty Intellectual!Draco's sorta snotty and tends to outsmart all the Gryffindors everyone in the room, and generally tends to be gay. I've heard that there is a Most Heterosexual!Draco as well, but I've yet to really encounter him. This could be because I almost exclusively read slash (except when I read femmslash). But that's supported in canon by Pansy. Oh, right, and we know that Draco's sort of a special child when it comes to social interaction, so you also get Really Awkward!Draco, who generally reminds me of Harry in his incredible social ineptitude.
I once encountered Sk8erboy!Draco and was oddly intrigued. But there was also some Neurotic!Draco and I'm-All-Grown-Up-Now!Draco going on in there, too, so that could have been it. OMG, and HOW could I forget, Draco's got low self-esteem and a tendency to do, well...anything to get what he wants so you get Rentboy!Draco (who I possibly secretly perv for. Possibly...). Am I missing any? Are there some I've forgotten? Is this the most pointless entry ever published on LJ....?
Also, that would make Bellatrix Ed. :D
Ummm...there has to be a better point to this entry. In RL news, my boss screamed at an intern yesterday until she nearly cried. That was fun to watch (sarcasm alert). Also, he offered to pay me under the table so that I didn't have to pay taxes and I was all, "OMG, cool!" and then I went home and told my mom and she was all, "Child, YOU'RE BLACK, the IRS will HUNT YOU DOWN someday," soooo I had to fill them out anyway. :P They can only take out social security because I get paid the crap that crap craps out, but it still sucks because I know I'll never see that money again. THANK YOU BABY BOOMERS! Also, our Most Esteemed and Excellent Leader.
Can someone rec me some good Pansy/Ginny? I love the pairing but cannot find any. :(
Also, secretly, I love that there are about 3.5 million versions of Draco out there and almost all of then (with the exception of leather trousers!Draco) have some possible validity. You know, because no one really knows the real Draco (except Pansy...and possibly Narcissa). We know that he's a brat who can sometimes be an incredible bastard, and some people run with that and you get Really Slytherin!Draco who manipulates and is cold and does slimy things but isn't really a bad person, just pragmatic. We also know that he's kinda effeminate and also has that....'flair' (:D) and a predilection for the dramatic, and from that you get Flamingly Gay!Draco who's not so much pragmatic and chilly as exuberant and sarcastic and...well, gay. Also sort of slutty sometimes. And we also know he's got the Black Crazy going on (btw, how much do I love using the phrase 'Draco's Black heritage'...) so you can have Neurotic!Draco who generally chain-smokes a lot and does things like burn living room sofas. We're also pretty sure at this point that he not only adapts well, but sort of refuses to give up and from that you get I'm-All-Grown-Up-Now!Draco who's generally pretty chill, goes with the flow, has some sort of quirky habit. Oh, and speaking of, we know that Draco does things like write songs for his enemies when he could just get Crabbe and Goyle to beat the crap out of them, so from that you get Eccentric!Draco, who’s completely insane but in a very cheerful way. And, of course, we know he's fairly intelligent (in his own sort of way) and from that you get Witty Intellectual!Draco, who actually generally ties in a lot with Eccentric!Draco. Witty Intellectual!Draco's sorta snotty and tends to outsmart all the Gryffindors everyone in the room, and generally tends to be gay. I've heard that there is a Most Heterosexual!Draco as well, but I've yet to really encounter him. This could be because I almost exclusively read slash (except when I read femmslash). But that's supported in canon by Pansy. Oh, right, and we know that Draco's sort of a special child when it comes to social interaction, so you also get Really Awkward!Draco, who generally reminds me of Harry in his incredible social ineptitude.
I once encountered Sk8erboy!Draco and was oddly intrigued. But there was also some Neurotic!Draco and I'm-All-Grown-Up-Now!Draco going on in there, too, so that could have been it. OMG, and HOW could I forget, Draco's got low self-esteem and a tendency to do, well...anything to get what he wants so you get Rentboy!Draco (who I possibly secretly perv for. Possibly...). Am I missing any? Are there some I've forgotten? Is this the most pointless entry ever published on LJ....?