to that fat man
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In October I broke scream_it's X-Box (-12 points). In July I committed genocide... Sorry about that, nunuthegreat (-5000 points). In March I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In September fatesfavtoy and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Thursday I put gum in frisbee_lee's hair (-12 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5055 points). For Christmas I deserve to rule the world!
Sincerely,
static_pallor7