Reason I need to get a new place, #833
This is the conversation that just happened:
Scene--I have walked into Brian's room and am eating out of his box of raisins.
Me: I want you to rub my back.
Brian: I want you to not eat my raisins.
Me: I haven't swallowed yet, do you want them back?
Brian: Yes.
Me: Oooookaaaaaaay.
Expecting Brian to pull away, I start to spit the raisins in his mouth. He does not pull away and so help me God, I do not flinch. The entire spit-y mass drops into his mouth. I begin to dry heave.
Brian: Ok, now I will rub your back.
Aggggggggh. So I get about 2 minutes out of him before he decides he is done and starts trying to smother me with a pillow. At this point, Douglas comes in and agrees to do a BETTER job, so essentially my roommates gang-banged my back.
THEN we discussed horrible genital piercings and how much dog hair Brian has swallowed over the course of the last few months.
In retrospect, I should have known Brian would let me spit food in his mouth as he has REGULARLY let Erin do the same thing. The fact that the opportunity has presented itself to her multiple times say a LOT about our group of friends.
Scene--I have walked into Brian's room and am eating out of his box of raisins.
Me: I want you to rub my back.
Brian: I want you to not eat my raisins.
Me: I haven't swallowed yet, do you want them back?
Brian: Yes.
Me: Oooookaaaaaaay.
Expecting Brian to pull away, I start to spit the raisins in his mouth. He does not pull away and so help me God, I do not flinch. The entire spit-y mass drops into his mouth. I begin to dry heave.
Brian: Ok, now I will rub your back.
Aggggggggh. So I get about 2 minutes out of him before he decides he is done and starts trying to smother me with a pillow. At this point, Douglas comes in and agrees to do a BETTER job, so essentially my roommates gang-banged my back.
THEN we discussed horrible genital piercings and how much dog hair Brian has swallowed over the course of the last few months.
In retrospect, I should have known Brian would let me spit food in his mouth as he has REGULARLY let Erin do the same thing. The fact that the opportunity has presented itself to her multiple times say a LOT about our group of friends.