Zombie Preparedness...
Planning ahead for the imminent invasion, as well as the getting into the mood for the upcoming IHOB House Arming party (Oct 23rd) kungfoogirl has asked us to fill out the following requisition form for anti-zombie personnel...
Which 8 celebrities would you have on your zombie apocalypse survival team and why?
We're talking actual people here, not characters (otherwise we'd all choose Ash, right? After all, he's experienced). There were guidelines to follow - stereotypes adhered to in most classic zombie/horror movies - the brawn, the brains, the guy-most-likely-to-go-psycho-and-compromise-everything. The hot chick. The zombie chow - or 'bait'. Etc. But we're flexible here. Give us some good reasons why they'd be useful, and opposingly, what their failings might be under stress. These people are still alive today - Allstars Edition, where there are no bounds, will come eventually. And try to stick to relatively mainstream if you can, so we can all relate. Feel free to pilfer from other teams.
My choices:
Team Member 1: The Brawn - Vin Diesel, the Iron Giant. He just rocks.
Team Member 2: The Hot Chick - Kristanna Loken, she played the T-X and she kisses PINK. Which means PINK might be there too! Need I say more?
Team Member 3: The Brains - Dolly Parton, (vidicon will back me up on this) she has brains as well as country sense and she can handle a shotgun...
Team Member 4: The Hero - David Chappelle. "with a dry cool wit like that you could be an action hero"
Team Member 5: The Bubbling-Just-Beneath-The-Surface-Psychopath - (see Team Member 7)
Team Member 6: The Gentleman - Christopher Walken, he can out creep a zombie and still be polite. Then again, he could get bitten and we'd never know.
Team Member 7: The Comedian - Bobcat Goldthwait.
Team Member 8: The Zombie Chow - Brain Dennehey... he's a buffet on legs which could buy us time if we needed an escape route.
Which 8 celebrities would you have on your zombie apocalypse survival team and why?
We're talking actual people here, not characters (otherwise we'd all choose Ash, right? After all, he's experienced). There were guidelines to follow - stereotypes adhered to in most classic zombie/horror movies - the brawn, the brains, the guy-most-likely-to-go-psycho-and-compromise-everything. The hot chick. The zombie chow - or 'bait'. Etc. But we're flexible here. Give us some good reasons why they'd be useful, and opposingly, what their failings might be under stress. These people are still alive today - Allstars Edition, where there are no bounds, will come eventually. And try to stick to relatively mainstream if you can, so we can all relate. Feel free to pilfer from other teams.
My choices:
Team Member 1: The Brawn - Vin Diesel, the Iron Giant. He just rocks.
Team Member 2: The Hot Chick - Kristanna Loken, she played the T-X and she kisses PINK. Which means PINK might be there too! Need I say more?
Team Member 3: The Brains - Dolly Parton, (vidicon will back me up on this) she has brains as well as country sense and she can handle a shotgun...
Team Member 4: The Hero - David Chappelle. "with a dry cool wit like that you could be an action hero"
Team Member 5: The Bubbling-Just-Beneath-The-Surface-Psychopath - (see Team Member 7)
Team Member 6: The Gentleman - Christopher Walken, he can out creep a zombie and still be polite. Then again, he could get bitten and we'd never know.
Team Member 7: The Comedian - Bobcat Goldthwait.
Team Member 8: The Zombie Chow - Brain Dennehey... he's a buffet on legs which could buy us time if we needed an escape route.