Apr 12, 2005 16:45
in light of recent events i have decided to write a will just in case i tragically die.. so here goes
SETH
my dear skinny riggle, i leave you my TV because yours is is very small and shitty... you also shall get my stereo cause urs sucks and doesnt work.. oh and you get everything you have ever let me barrow back. (beavis and butthead dvds, transplants cd, dead to rights game, vice city, casualties shirt etc.)
BEN
to you my flatulent friend, i leave all my ps2 games, my many assortment of weapons, my amp and bass pedal, and paint ball gun w/ all the extra shit that coms w/ it oh and my sid and nancy dvd..
D-RAY
to you my greasy friend, i leave you my deck of naked lady cards so you may look back on all the good times.. oh and u get scarface and a tool set.... congrats.
JJ
to you my eccentric friend, i leave you my mini logo deck, old school board, and one kick ass nintendo w/ all the games.
HAL
to you my burned out drunken friend, i leave you the remaining contents of my Evan Williams bottle.
WILL
you can pawn my camera
PHIL
to you my only black friend, i know your in need of a bass so in the event of my untimely death its ll yours champ.
BUTLER
Dearest butler, i havent forgotten you my friend. to you i leave an ultimate fighting video, a heavily use hustler, and my spun dvd.. oh and i kow how much you wanted that smashing pumpkins dvd so if i die its all yours buddy...
NOT!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahhahaahhahahahaha
Hmm am i forgetting anyone??
OH!
LINDSEY
to my dear sweet Lindsey, in the event of my untimely, tragic, death you will receive... my ASS... i know how much you like it so.. i want you to have it
and as for all my cds, clothes, shoes, and junk its to be split w/ the crew
and for the rest of you ..
YOU DONT GET SHIT!
Much Love
-Nick