someone needs to help me plan this fic, please

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so, I found the following gif on tumblr and my mind literally exploded.

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NEVER FEAR BECAUSE I AM HERE!!! XDDDDD

*strikes a pose*

Ahem...Well yeah :D

Hi bb :) *huggles*

Anyhoo, so the plot revolves around them being spies huh? Hmm...I read a fic like this once! *O*

Ooohhh...An idea just hit me O___O

Ok, how about they are both undercover spies with no idea that the other person is a spy as well kind of but not really like Mr. and Mrs.Smith but they meet at a hotel accidentally because there's a mission involving the head of a secret organization that needs to be uncovered. So I guess they could be spies from rival companies or from the same company, whatever floats your boat. However they find out each others' identities when a shoot out transpires during dinner. So they end up working together reluctantly since they're both a bit head strong and a bit competitive...and throw in some smut there somewhere lol *wink wink*

Now I'm thinking casinos, beaches, car chases and James Bond OTL

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Oh god, Mr. and Mrs. Smith. And, like, Jongho banter. Can't you just picture them living together just to find out that they're spies then being all,

"What do you mean you own a gun? Can you even use that thing?"
"Fuck you, of course I can."
Long pause during which they compare gun sizes. Then,
"Ha, mine is bigger than yours."

But, you know, more serious and sexy and spy like.

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When you say gun sizes I immediately thought of their dicks *_____*

Oh god, wae am I such a pervert?! OTL

But you know, Mr. and Mr. Choi has a nice ring to it *wink wink* XDDDD

All that sexual tension and action and unf unf unf *O*

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what other guns could i have been referring to? :D

but yes, definitely want all the sexy spy

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So then when does all they sexy spy planning start?! :O We need to get this smut story on the road!!! XDDD

BRING ON THE GUNS!!! *O*

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okay so I was thinking the following

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Dammit...I actually like both of these ideas O___O *pouts*

Ugh, what is life? OTL

Ngel though, the second idea sounds like it has a more coherent and dramatic plot =/ That should be told from Jonghyun's POV ;)

But I think we could have more fun with the first idea because it sounds a lot easier to work with and less complications to explain. Which definitely sounds like it would be Minho's POV. Kibum should be Minho's boss but Jinki is both Kibum and Taemin's boss lol

The dinner could be at this fancy hotel so everyone is undercover but this mafia group gets involved so the shoot out occurs and not only are they out to get Jonghyun and Minho but their target as well. Now whilst trying to escape, one of them gets injured which puts a damper on the mission and they have to regroup, which causes a bit of tension and worry between them.

We could mix the plots a little bit though...As in somewhere, Minho and Jonghyun end up fighting each other because of the missionHelp me Lord, I am going back to thinking about Mr. and Mrs. Smith XD

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jdhflksjd OMFG I WANT THAT CLUB SCENE LIKE WOAH. There is so much potential for jongho banter and competitiveness omg. can we marry your idea? Can we also have lots and lots of kinky sexy times?

oh my god, you are writing this with me. Want to write this with me?

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You want me to write it with you?! :O

HOMG XD *SPAZZES*

I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK *GLOMPS*

I'd be honoured to help you write this bb :) *huggles* <3<3<3

Jongho banter and kinky sexy times await us!!! *O*

LET THE AWESOMENESS BEGIN!!! ^___^