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I should be doing my homework, but not yet because now I need to complain about this show I was watching. I'm on season 5 of Doctor Who by the way. I'll write about that soon, but this is about Torchwood. Alright, so in the wise words of my roommate MADE OF THE BEST FUCKING STUFF ON EARTH.
Ugh, I fucking love that show like you have no idea and I think everyone should go and see it. It is brilliant. It's a spin off of Dr. Who (which is extremely perfect in my opinion) and it's main character is a guy who can't die. If you watch Dr. Who you'll know why. Anyway, so Captain Jack Harkness is amazing. And I love him.
He is such a flirt and he makes me laugh and ew I love him. So, basic info. Torchwood is a secret organization that protects the Earth from hostile aliens. They have alien technology collected since the 1800s. So, Torchwood has five people: Gwen, Owen, Toshiko, Jack and Ianto (the love of my life.)
Right, so I love Ianto because he is so awkward and he says the best things and has the best facial expressions. Which just means he stands there looking the same no matter what he is doing and he is perfect okay. He's also Jack's boyfriend and Jack is a ho because he can't die and doesn't want to commit fully. So, I hate Jack (even though I don't.)
And UGH IT IS THE BEST SHOW EVER. I AM TELLING YOU. THE PLOT FOR EACH EPISODE. They are perfect. It's action that makes you think and humor. I love shows like Torchwood and Doctor Who. I think I actually like Torchwood better than I liked the seasons with the 10th Doctor. It is that good in my opinion anyway.
Right, so if you haven't watched Torchwood and want to then know there are spoilers in this. As in, I will now proceed to complain in specific detail about this show. And if you don't want spoilers then this is where you stop reading. If you don't care then by all means go ahead and read.
SPOILERS
I AM SERIOUS
IF YOU HAVEN'T
WATCHED THIS SHOW
THEN DON'T READ
ANYMORE
UNLESS
YOU
WANT
ME
TO
GIVE
AWAY
WHAT
HAPPENS
AT
THE
END
OF
SEASON
THREE.
I
WILL
DO
IT.
THEY FUCKING KILLED IANTO.
I am going to cut a bitch >:| IANTO WAS MY FAVORITE AND THEY KILLED HIM. AND I AM NOT HAPPY. I AM NEVER GOING TO BE HAPPY BECAUSE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IANTO WAS THE BEST THING EVER. I WATCHED FOR HIM. He had like five minutes of dialogue in a 50 minute episode and he was perfect. I mean I love the show and I will probably end up watching more, but later when I don't care as much that Ianto died. But, you know, I have every right to complain because Toshiko and Owen die. And I thought that was it, but NOOOOOOOO.
THEY. FUCKING. KILLED. IANTO.
And Jack is a bitch.
Seriously.
I hate Jack.
A lot.
Forever.
And Gwen is having a baby.
But, fuck that because IANTO IS DEAD.
AND JACK IS A BITCH >:|
This man should have never died.
That is all.
Ugh, I fucking love that show like you have no idea and I think everyone should go and see it. It is brilliant. It's a spin off of Dr. Who (which is extremely perfect in my opinion) and it's main character is a guy who can't die. If you watch Dr. Who you'll know why. Anyway, so Captain Jack Harkness is amazing. And I love him.
He is such a flirt and he makes me laugh and ew I love him. So, basic info. Torchwood is a secret organization that protects the Earth from hostile aliens. They have alien technology collected since the 1800s. So, Torchwood has five people: Gwen, Owen, Toshiko, Jack and Ianto (the love of my life.)
Right, so I love Ianto because he is so awkward and he says the best things and has the best facial expressions. Which just means he stands there looking the same no matter what he is doing and he is perfect okay. He's also Jack's boyfriend and Jack is a ho because he can't die and doesn't want to commit fully. So, I hate Jack (even though I don't.)
And UGH IT IS THE BEST SHOW EVER. I AM TELLING YOU. THE PLOT FOR EACH EPISODE. They are perfect. It's action that makes you think and humor. I love shows like Torchwood and Doctor Who. I think I actually like Torchwood better than I liked the seasons with the 10th Doctor. It is that good in my opinion anyway.
Right, so if you haven't watched Torchwood and want to then know there are spoilers in this. As in, I will now proceed to complain in specific detail about this show. And if you don't want spoilers then this is where you stop reading. If you don't care then by all means go ahead and read.
SPOILERS
I AM SERIOUS
IF YOU HAVEN'T
WATCHED THIS SHOW
THEN DON'T READ
ANYMORE
UNLESS
YOU
WANT
ME
TO
GIVE
AWAY
WHAT
HAPPENS
AT
THE
END
OF
SEASON
THREE.
I
WILL
DO
IT.
THEY FUCKING KILLED IANTO.
I am going to cut a bitch >:| IANTO WAS MY FAVORITE AND THEY KILLED HIM. AND I AM NOT HAPPY. I AM NEVER GOING TO BE HAPPY BECAUSE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IANTO WAS THE BEST THING EVER. I WATCHED FOR HIM. He had like five minutes of dialogue in a 50 minute episode and he was perfect. I mean I love the show and I will probably end up watching more, but later when I don't care as much that Ianto died. But, you know, I have every right to complain because Toshiko and Owen die. And I thought that was it, but NOOOOOOOO.
THEY. FUCKING. KILLED. IANTO.
And Jack is a bitch.
Seriously.
I hate Jack.
A lot.
Forever.
And Gwen is having a baby.
But, fuck that because IANTO IS DEAD.
AND JACK IS A BITCH >:|
This man should have never died.
That is all.