http://www.auburn.edu/~shephcd/whatyouare.html
Because im really this bored.....
You are a macrophilic pimp who loves to sluuuuurp soles.
You are a sexy ringtail fucker who loves to worship football malamutes.
You are a horny virgin who loves to locate lizards.
You are a filthy chick magnet who loves to philosophy with pumas.
You are a slam-dancing punk who loves to mount Wile E. Coyote.
You are a pathetic hosecock boy who loves to infiltrate women.
You are a boob-sucking hooch who loves to whallop cunts.
You are a monstrous foot worhipper who loves to pilfer ears.
You are a carcinogenic pimp who loves to infect ears.
You are questionable midget who loves to stomp samurais.
You are a monumental bastard who loves to enhance lions.
You are a caged behemoth who loves to orally explore samurais.
You are a penile who loves to swallow women.
You are a slimy penis who loves to infiltrate werewolves.
You are a foxy felcher who loves to hug beavers.
You are a testicular bicycle who loves to stomp Geemo!!!
You are a puny porn star* who loves to hail mary kangaroos.
You are a drunken pawslut who loves to deflower werewolves.
That shit is addicting.
You are a macrophilic pimp who loves to sluuuuurp soles.
You are a sexy ringtail fucker who loves to worship football malamutes.
You are a horny virgin who loves to locate lizards.
You are a filthy chick magnet who loves to philosophy with pumas.
You are a slam-dancing punk who loves to mount Wile E. Coyote.
You are a pathetic hosecock boy who loves to infiltrate women.
You are a boob-sucking hooch who loves to whallop cunts.
You are a monstrous foot worhipper who loves to pilfer ears.
You are a carcinogenic pimp who loves to infect ears.
You are questionable midget who loves to stomp samurais.
You are a monumental bastard who loves to enhance lions.
You are a caged behemoth who loves to orally explore samurais.
You are a penile who loves to swallow women.
You are a slimy penis who loves to infiltrate werewolves.
You are a foxy felcher who loves to hug beavers.
You are a testicular bicycle who loves to stomp Geemo!!!
You are a puny porn star* who loves to hail mary kangaroos.
You are a drunken pawslut who loves to deflower werewolves.
That shit is addicting.