this is some of the funniest shit i have ever read

[statechamp10]

Wait for the girl who loves you no matter what, who will fuck whenever you want, and will never let your cock go soft. Wait for the girl who will play with your penis in front of everyone and take a full load in the face while still sporting an ear to ear smile. Wait for the one who will let your friend in on the action when he's in a slump. Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you how much she cares about you and how lucky she is to have you. Wait for the girl who will let you put it in her ass when she's on her period. For the one who will fight her way through your bush when you're too lazy to trim it. Wait for the one who turns to her friends and says, "I can deep throat his whole hog and get him off in under 5 minutes, without even breaking a sweat."- Brad Paquette

Paq, your words flow like magic lol