This Entry is Dedicated To Brian Schouten and Any Ills That May Plague The Modern Lifers

Jan 31, 2007 22:53

So, today I took a bath. It was fun taking baths as a kid. At least I remember it being fun, because you have bubbles and toys and stuff. Today when I took my bath, I realized, as a semi-adult... baths aren't that fun. After the first two minutes I realized I was just sitting in water staring with a clear shot of my dick. I felt kind of dirty... and that ruins the purpose of taking a bath.

There's just some things you can't do anymore...


There's a lot of things people shouldn't do, but we do anyways. One of those things is peeing. A lot of people think it's okay to just pee wherever, so I've taken it upon myself to make you all this chart which explains the do's and don'ts of peeing. This chart is brought to you by my special guest... Flava Flav.

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