The Fiend Legacy: 2.2
(120?-something pics, bad language, lame comments, etc. You know the drill.)
So, last time, Luke and Xev both made heir, and we set out to find them suitable mates.
So I decide it's time to build them a downtown. Unfortunately this is also when I discover that, for some reason, despite having clean templates and default face replacements, batch-creating downtownies still produces a big bucket of awful.
Case in point.
Hey, it's Micah! One of my transplanted former sims that I stuck on a lot just for shits and giggles.
Xev: Hugs?
Micah: Oh god no!
Two minutes later...
Micah: Hugs?
Eeeeh! It's Anders!
Okay, so in the beginning I'd decided to enter the Anders contest over at GOS, but ended up deciding not to. But I'd already downloaded and installed Anders, and whilst in CAS making up some non-fug townies, decided to throw him in the mix. Made over and downtownie-fied, here he is walking in to The Asylum. Isn't he adorable???
Anders Spam:
Oooh, looks like the Contessa likes Micah... Heh heh heh
...Okay, so this wasn't ALL her idea... But come on, look how cute he is!
...No. Just, No.
Even Stinky, you cannot resist me!
See?
...*shudders* Thank god I get rid of these fugly townies by the next update...
Back off cowboy-townie, he's mine!
Back at home, Luke continues to be creepy.
Whatcha starin' at, pretty?
Oh. Right.
Looks like Anders has some moves!
Uhm... Well, hey, whatever floats your boat.
Sadly, he sucks at pool. It's okay though, he makes up for it in sheer awesomeness.
Ah, nothing like middle of the night water balloon fights with your girlfriend's mom, eh?
About freakin' time! Xev was only waiting up there for a couple of HOURS.
"Come on, if you don't have sex with me we can't start having babies and my shithead brother will get knocked up before I do!"
"Um...Babies?"
Xev:"Yeah, babies? You know, the cute cuddly little things?"
Anders:"OH! I LOVE babies! I wanna have lots and lots!"
Xev:God, this is gonna be too easy.
Case in point.
Awww...
Um...Someone really needs to throw that spagetti out. And May, why are you drinking coffee in your swimsuit in the kitchen???
...Shit.
Damnit, she's only a secondary romance sim, what the hell??
Well, when these are the kind of results you get from the Find A Mate crystal ball, I think it's safe to say it's time to move to a new neighborhood.
So we did. I went through the long, tedious process of removing memories and such with simpe, then packaged them up, as well as the Bellamorte's, and moved them both to a fresh neighborhood. Made new townies, new npc's using a new set of templates, new college town, new downtown, everything. Oh, and I moved Anders in, too. I don't have any pictures of it, for some reason? But he brought like $9,000 with him or something, and a pinball machine!
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, the gallery of Never To Be Fulfilled Wants!
/End Gallery
YAY! Birthday! (Note the sarcasm. I don't particularly care for elders, and May was annoying enough BEFORE incontinance and icky elder-voice.
...Eww, put some clothes on, woman!
"No, wait! I wasn't ready!"
AGH! Christ! What the hell is that??
Okay, so it's mostly just an unfortunate hairstyle and eyebrows too pale to be seen, but...still... yikes.
...Oh really now?
Look a little more smug there, saggy.
"Whyfor angry, Luke?"
...Damn bipolar people!
And Cole ages up! Wheee!
Oh, shut up.
Sexiest elder EVER.
I just could not help myself, he looked so cute in that outfit.
You quit thinking about your girlfriend's mom and you go to work, damnit!
Some shots of the house, just cause.
Don't you people throw anything away???
Luke's room.
Tv nook in the corner.
Rejoice, family, for I have returned!
Oh, and look who he brought home!
...Oh crap. Anders, you cougar-fiend, you...
Spirit, your husband hasn't even been dead a whole 24 hours! Shame on you!
Although, he DID cheat on you with your daughter in law, sooo....
Oh, you BITCH!
...Uh oh...
Okay, so I have no excuses for this. I saw it queued up, and my brain went "Hey, fuck it, let's see what happens."
I'm so ashamed of myself. ;)
Oh.
*Facepalm*
Hah! See what happens when you get all slutty? You glitch! Take that as a lesson!
What timing, eh?
As if she wasn't about to have a bad enough day already...
...You're both going to hell, you know that?
"Might as well, then!"
*shakes head* Bad Spirit! You minx you!
"So, uh...Thanks...kid...It was...fun. Listen, I'll see ya around sometime, okay? You're a real sweet kid, uh...Whatever your name is."
Anders, I had such high hopes for you...
Aww, old people being old and cute and stuff.
Yay! Way to go, Xev!
Aww...This is almost enough to make me forgive you, Anders.
Dawwww, okay, okay, you're forgiven. Too cute!
So I sent Luke off to find a suitable sperm donor. I just liked this shot of the modified Crypt O' Night club.
And look who shows up!
Luke of course goes straight for the game room and avoids all social contact.
Good CHRIST, even default facial template replacements cannot save the garden club npc's! Look at all that fug!
Bipolar moment in 3....
2....
One!
Isn't he just a delight to be around?
Agh, what's wrong with the break dancers neck??
And it's contagious!
I don't know what was going on here, but the blonde guy sure looks disgusted.
Witches! And witchy kitties!
Hehe...Yes, Luke, be friends with the evil warlock...Mwahahaha...
I have no words for this.
Well, at least the fares from the find a mate ball seem to be better this time.
I couldn't help it! The burglar was just too hard to resist!
And so is Luke, aparently.
Christ, people, boundaries! Get some!
Basement flirting FTW!
Wheee! Generation three, here we come!
Oh shit, I think my sister just got knocked up...
"We're gonna have BABIES!"
Well, I mean, might as well, right?
These two are really cute together. That's the burglar after his makeover, by the way. I can NOT for the life of me remember his name right now!
Cuteness Spam:
/End Spam
Wow, doesn't he look confidant strolling to the bed... What the hell?
Awww...Luke finally got some!
Haha, I totally just did a service npc...Oh look, rain!
Relatives in formal wear? That can only mean one thing!
And if everyone could stop drinking and making out and doing drugs in the living room, we could get on with it already!
That's right, it's WEDDING TIME!
...Not gonna happen, babe.
And so endeth this update! Stay tuned next time for all sorts of surprises!