So this technically should have been part of the previous update, but it got to be so friggin' huge that I decided to break it up into two parts. This, obviously, would be part two.
(90-something pics, bad language, lame comments, and lots and lots of elder sex behind the cut.)
When we left off, Sky had married Ally, Cole got old, and Spirit continues to be one of my favorite sims ever.
Moving right along...
Studying probably won't help, but if you really feel it necessary... *sighs* Stupid LTW's...
I love their new house...
Nothing like middle of the night gardening in your underwear, eh?
Thank god for the Insim Clothing Adjuster.
She really has it out for whoever's on the other end of that throw, doesn't she?
Hmm, I wonder who it could possibly be? *points to little icon in the corner* Heh heh heh...
Oh shit, did I hit you?
It's just Cole, I'm sure a little head trauma won't affect him too much.
Phantom sleeper!
Yesssss, drink the elixir, so you will never be all old and gross!
Shit! I forgot they need to be in gold or above, or these things can fuck up!
Nooooo!
What the HELL are you so happy about??
Holy hotness, batman! Spirit, I always had faith in you.
Prettiest elder EVER. And I totally see Spirit as the type to either wear fabulous wigs or just get hair extensions or something in an outrageous color, in blatant defiance of her age. God, I'm gonna be so sad when she dies!
Oh yeah, so, Ally's LTW was some ridiculous thing that I didn't even want to touch with a ten foot pole, so after a few (dozen) rerolls of the Aspiration Adjuster, we got this one. I find it rather fitting.
Gardening! And still no main hobby.
I don't know why you're bothering, babe...
....
La la la not listennnniiiiiiing, I can't heaaaaaaar you, nope!
Ally looks good with pretty much any hairstyle, I'm learning.
Sky, you know just how to make me swoon, you realize?
They do this every chance they get. They sound great together, which makes it even more annoyingly adorable.
Ally is so freaking cute, I can't even imagine what the devil spawn are going to look like!
Sky is, of course, totally good at most things.
Spirit takes a few tries, however.
But she doesn't let it show!
Okay Ally, make me proud.
That a girl! *loves Ally*
Spirit's natural hobby turns out to be Tinkering. Somehow, I'm not surprised that she got a sort of 'manly' hobby, considering how damned awesome she is.
Snow! FINALLY!
I really need to download some better outerwear, but I still think Spirit is just freaking adorable working on that old car!
Ally continues to be full of win.
Sky seems to agree.
Meanwhile, Spirit and Cole try to burn the house down! Whee!
Jeez, smug much?
They're super pretty, but I didn't want a jar of dead bugs on the counter.
Old people sex! Eeeeeeewwwww!
And am I the only one that thinks that Spirit is even HOTTER as an elder? Sheesh.
God, she looks like a 50's pinup! I really hope the kids get her hair color, I want ginger children, damnit!
Nib? Frommanod? KALOOO!
Yeah, I know, I put the compost bin facing the wrong direction. Throw a fit already.
Okay, okay, I'll move it. Jesus.
Um... NO. Not even a little bit. YUCK. Stop swooning over Sanjay, he's not even supposed to exist!
This is just a really pretty picture, I think.
She's sort of ridiculously good at everything, I think.
Except making babies, which they seem to be having a hell of a time with. Grrrr.
Yay for strategically placed arms and legs!
Spirit Spam!
/End Spam
Oh god lord! Look at how pretty that repairman is, and he's an elder even!
*contemplates having Spirit cheat on Cole*
...This doesn't look good.
Way to be a spaz, there, boy...
Oh, goody... So THIS is your hobby? Yuck. I could not have less interest in the fitness hobby.
She just keeps bringing him home with her! Agh!
Kind of hard to look manly in a unitard, but good for you for trying, sweetie.
I didn't realize how epic gardening is! It takes them all day to do anything to it!
Better luck next time, eh?
There ya go!
Meanwhile, Ally tries to light the kitchen on fire with a Cup O' Ramen. How the HELL does that happen???
Yay! Promotion!
God, it's right behind me, isn't it? I don't even want to know what that smell is, just get it out of here!
See, told you they do this all the time!
About friggin' time!!!
Because they both wasted so much time...
Spirit caught fireflies!
I want a lamp that looks like that, it's so pretty.
*Gags*
The sounds...oh god, I hate the elder voices SO much...
Ally decides now would be a good time to work on her figure, apparently.
And thus ends part two of this update! Here's to hoping the kid won't be hideous!