(Major apologies for the teaser pic mistake from the previous entry, whoops!)
(70+ pics, and the normal amount of insanity, behind the cut.)
Soooo, when we left off, Topher and Fluffs were getting hot and heavy, Echo was basically failing at life, and the triplets might as well not have existed.
I went out wandering around town looking for fresh meat potential mates, and found a couple reasonable candidates playing ball on the sidewalk.
Echo: You're impressed by my muscles, admit it!
I have no idea why but these two guys came running over, for no real reason.
Several hours of stalking later, Echo makes her move.
Classy fella, ain't he?
It's Echo's birthday, and this guy's a YA anyway so they can't do too much until she's 'legal', so why the hell not? He certainly seems excited.
Echo, darling, was that the sluttiest thing you could find to age into?
Well, they certainly waste no time...
Oh will you just get on with it already?
Oh crap. That wasn't...I didn't just hear...Shit.
Yeah, look a little more smug, damn you. (Elvin left for work immediately after, and Echo lounged around like this for hours.)
Checking on the boys after school. Looks like we're getting a little bit creative with our skintone choices...There's an awful lot of blue people in my game.
Nice driving job there, bus driver. What you can't see is that one of the kids is actually being run over by the end of the bus.
Another birthday! Fluffs, this time.
...Andie, what the...Oh, apparently a 'work' accident. Couldn't be troubled to shower and change before coming home?
Echo, I hate you a little right now.
Another of the potential spouses I've been stalking, this ones name was...tandie? Something...In any case, I found her chatting up some criminal in a park.
She then came over to hang out with Tony, who had a birthday while I wasn't looking.
You can't tell but she's actually very pregnant here.
That's Victor, and some random girl who's name I can't remember.
Topher ages up, finally.
Nice sparkles there, speedo boy.
We apparently have telepathic fish, who can command the entire house to come feed them. We can thank Echo for this, considering she fishes nearly constantly and has overstocked the damn fish tanks.
Echo: So um...Elvin...How do you feel about cuddly, cute little things?
Elvin: My god this chicks so trashy, look what she's wearing, right out in plain sight...
Elvin: Huh? Oh, um...They're cool? (Way to react appropriately to being a father, you dolt.)
Everyone then rushed off to Graduation, leaving Elvin to dance alone upstairs.
Fluffs was voted most likely to be a Rock Star, Echo a Sports Star, and Topher was voted most likely to be Mediocre. Nice.
After Graduation, Echo stalked him to a bar he wandered off to.
There's a ton of activity going on outside the theatre tonight. Vampires, people dying, oddly dressed milkmaids bawling their freaking heads off...
It continued like this for most of the night.
And then this pops up. Damnit, Twallan's Personalities mod for the story progression...
...Lovely. Just lovely.
...NO FREAKING WAY. THIS is Megan? She's like...a hundred. Oh well. *Clicks 'trigger age transition' button*
...Oops. Sorry Elvin. (Not really.)
Woo! First gay sim of the legacy!
Elvin gets invited over (and does nothing but bawl over his lost old lady) just in time for Echo to go into labor, and give the poor mailman a heart attack.
And her brothers.
Echo heads off to the hospital, and Elvin heads...to the community garden? Oookay...
And stands there all evening.
Echo had a baby girl, named November, who rolled Loves the Outdoors and Genius.
Um...What? That popped up the second they got home from the hospital.
And thus begins 'EVERYONE LOVES THE NEW BABY!" time. Everyone except me, of course.
Josh bought The Grind awhile back, and I sent him there to pick up the revenues from it. And found him doing this.
Seriously, everyone in the house pays attention to November.
Alright so, here's where things go a little insane. I catch Paul cooking. Paul has 0 cooking points. Sensing imminent danger of him catching the house on fire, I try to move his hunger bar up (with the testingcheats enabled method) and somehow, through some spastic clicking of the mouse, I end up bottoming it out, instead.
And this happens.
Now, I was, initially, thinking I'd just let this happen.
And then...
This happened.
And this. And pretty much just utter, total chaos.
As seen here.
And here.
Sooooooooo this is about where I went back to a previous, and thankfully only minutes prior, save. Cheating, perhaps. (And not the only time this will happen, trust me.)
Finally, the kids own parent pays some attention to her.
Andie, don't you think you should put the baby down before flirting with your husband?
That effing slip and slide is worse than the ballet barre from ts2, I swear.
Mother. Fucker.
FINALLY Echo and Elvin are 'in a relationship'.
Hee. Nice boots, Elvin...
This tripped me the HELL out. They can put stereos on the hot tub and listen to them?? Awesome!
Elvin: So I was thinking...wanna...?
*giggles*
Wow, way to get dressed fast, dude... (And once again, the second they're done doing it, he's off to work.)
Stop nomming that baby, Josh!
The house is apparently so filthy now that it needs TWO maids...
Paul decides to go to a bar, and strike up a conversation with Elvira Slayer.
Paul: I could climb you like a tree, baby...
Who's this? Hmm? Could that be Fluff's hand sticking out of the edge of the bed there?
Goddamnit.
This is the point where I just wanna get some of these people out of the damn house, so I aged up the triplets.
Tony.
The many faces of Victor Bellamorte.
And finally, Paul.
I moved all the boys out, and decided to let Topher and Echo be double-heirs. (Bad idea. Really, really, bad idea.)
Also, November aged up.
Well, that concludes this update. Stay tuned for more crazy hijinks next time!