The (new) Bellamorte Legacy: 1.0
So, the disclaimer;
This legacy will likely be updated sporadically (more often if people actually LIKE it) and contain cussing, pixel-nudity, and cheating. Occasionally. I don't keep score or play by any specific points system, I just mostly opt for autonomy, find a mate for my sims, let them have kids, pick a kid, and so on. I use a variety of mods, almost exclusively Twallen's, including the Woohooer and his Storyprogression mod.
That's about it. Now. Onto the craziness...
Here we have our founder, Andie Bellamorte. Bellamorte because I'm really bad at picking new lastnames, and Andie because I thought the blouse was totally Pretty In Pink 80's Molly Ringwold looking and...yeah. I'm a geek.
Anyway, Andie, as you can see here, has the following traits, randomly assigned;
Family Oriented, Hopeless Romantic, Mean Spirited, Natural Cook, and Shy. And these aren't going to come back and bite me in the ass, at all. Nope. Absolutely never going to completely friggin' regret and end up changing a few of those. *whistles*
Andie moves into a big-ass lot with a teeny tiny house, near the overpass in Bridgeport. She's thrilled, can't you tell?
First order of business? Meet new people! And since it's 9am and in Simland no bars are open at this time of day because we'll be damned if we encourage alcoholism before five pm, the only option besides wandering in the park is the computer. (Plus we have to wait for all that rapid immigration because I cleaned out almost all the families that came with Bridgeport.)
Once the bars opened, Andie got to work scoping out the locals. So far? ...Eh. We could do worse.
Oh look, it's Worse. >_<
None of the bars seem to be fairing well. And what's up with all the really creepy looking pudgy guys, too?
Not that Andie seems to notice. Nice outfit, lady behind her!
I decided to actually attempt to have a sim who can garden. This won't last very long, sadly.
Andie rolled this the next evening, when we hit the bars after her first day at work in the Culinary Career. Who am I to say no to a pretty lady?
Andie: What the fuck is with your hair? You totally look like Mac Tonight!
...Okay, really need to find and kill that hair.
This scene stealing bitch has a name, but I can't remember it.
Her face annoys me, so I let Andie have her way and start a fight with her.
Mac Tonight: Oh god...
Mac Tonight: Oh god!
Mac Tonight: Oh shit!
Way to get a clue, buddy. Not that you seem to care about the PUDDLE you just left, but leap away from the chick fight, you manly thing you.
...That looks like it hurts.
...Okay...
MT: I'm getting the hell out of here.
Good idea.
Andie won!
Alright, this is...interesting...Seems like the skintones the random townies are spawning with have gotten a bit...creative.
Another bar, another bar tender. Not too bad looking though.
Especially in comparison to the horrors that came off the elevator a few seconds later.
Ah, the "Meet Up" glitch. Wtf. Oh well. Dancing is harmless enough.
Andie's garden is coming along nicely! (Again, this won't last. >_<)
Oh and we uh...got a pond. Yep. Just happened to have a fish-filled pond, right in the middle of the city. ;)
Another club, and look who's there!
Interesting outfit...
Back home, Andie's cheap computer breaks. This can't possibly end badly, right?
Wrong. Poor Andie. :(
This is Joshua, Mixologist at the Grind.
Holy god what IS that thing? Her name is Kristin or something but I've taken to calling her Fredericka Kruger. Fucking terrifying!
WHY this woman was here in the first place, I have no idea. But she basically went into labor the second she hit the dance floor, and sent everyone into a panic.
Including Fredericka. Who probably just wants to harvest the newborn's soul.
Randomly wandering around the city while Andie was at work, I stumbled upon this...Yeah cause...that doesn't seem creepy at all...
(He was apparently their father, but still...)
Bitchface always seems to be wherever Andie is. And pregnant now, apparently.
Back home, I kept hearing the spooky ghost music, and after some googling to figure out why, I found this across the street!
*giggles* Niiiice randomly generated name, EA...
The computer is broken. Again.
This is just one of the many, many failed attempts Andie has trying to find a single guy.
Sexy bartender leaves his post to talk to Andie.
This guy seems to have a problem with it.
Andie proceeds to tell everyone a ghost story! (I love this interaction!)
Detective Guy to the rescue! ...Or something.
And here is where we finally get Sexy Bartender over to the house, edit him a little, and promptly lose him the second he has to go to work. Second time this has happened to me, and I learned a very important lesson; do not alter their age before you have them moved in somewhere, or else they poof. The second he was gone, his picture dissapeared from the panel, and he was to be found no more. :(
This guy takes his job way too seriously.
Eeek, this is just....oh god. And the guy in the blue shirt was 'meeting up' with Andy, too. Yech.
Another attempt to find single males...
Damnit.
New bartender. Nice hat.
Is ANYONE in this town single?
Andie acquires stalkers at the bar.
And another 'meet up'...
Goddamnit.
Yay! Finally! And wtf, Indiana Jones much? (He's the bartender at the Grind, if you remember.)
Yay!!
Crap...
Okay so, just before this, I had to change her mean spirited trait, because..frankly it wasn't helping. And now this?
But it doesn't stop them from hitting it off, and in the morning she invites him over...Nice outfit, Indy.
Awww...
I think he cleans up nicely.
Josh had to rush off to work right after, and this is the first thing he does when he gets there.
After several failed attempts to socialize and make friends, I finally noticed this. Shit. No wonder. Ooookay. Time to change this one, too. It's already been like three sim weeks and we're no closer to babies then we were at the beginning.
Don't think so, guy. Go 'meet up' with someone else.
Interesting and completely un-obvious outfit there, paparazzi. Way to blend in!
Meanwhile, ignoring his post at the bar...
Awww, these two are super cute...
...Yeah. Cute. And creepy. But just a little!
...Okay, maybe more than a little. Agh, shower sex is WEIRD looking in this shower...
Andie, that's not a very happy face...
This will never, ever, come back to bite me.
Not wanting to lose this one, I had to cheat and move him into and then out of the house so the game would put him into a house of his own. ...And wow, they gave him like the biggest one in the whole area!
Where ya goin', Andie?
...Oh. Way to keep driving Josh. And wtf, you're both going to HER house, why did you have to run halfway across town just to turn around and come back?
Giggling. Yeah. Hee.
Lots of giggling.
Josh, I think you have this backwards...
Not wanting to waste anymore time or risk the game hooking him up with someone else, Andie popped the question, and then shortly after, they both left for work at the diner.
And then this popped up.
...No. It can't be, right? It HAS to be another Joshua, right?
Crap!
Okay, this cannot be. The second he got off work I aged him back down, and thankfully he didn't poof. God, stupid random ageing!
And Andie's knocked up, too.
So um. You almost just died of old age and now I'm pregnant. Think it's time we made this official.
Awww....
AWWWWWWWWW.....
This is pretty much all Josh does, between sex and work, that is.
Andie decides to take the subway to the hospital, while Josh plays his video games.
Eventually, he does make it. Just in time.
Aaaaaaaaand, this is Echo Bellamorte, the first baby of generation one! She rolled the following traits; Athletic and Light Sleeper.
And that concludes the first part of Generation one! Stay tuned for more absurdity and babies!