Wow..... Holy hell has it ever been a long time. Well, for starters, I had this unholy harddrive crash that rendered the damned thing unbootable, and by the time I finally got my shit sorted out, moved, settled in, and got back to life, I just didn't feel like reinstalling the sims again. So months and months went by and I did, eventually, decide to play again.
I've started up with the Fiends. Yes, there will be age skipping in this update. Yes, it will get a bit confusing and seem rushed for a bit. This is mostly to get generation three well into their college years and catch up with the Bellamorte's. As it stands this update, all the kids of Gen 3 are now in college and I'm still struggling to pick an heir. Once I've done that I'll swap back and play the Bellamorte's for an update, and then try and update on something of a regular basis.
So without further ado, I bring you the Fiend Legacy, Generation 3.
(The usual amount of smarm and swearing, flagrant use of ageing cheats, and lots of 'oh screw it let's just get this over with already'.)
We left off with the birth of twins for Xev and Anders. I was not pleased.
Neither was Luke. Bipolar much?
...No clue.
Well at least they're being consistant with the parental fail.
Goddamnit, Xev's got three kids and I've just got this one little weirdo who dances in a room without any music...
And sells lemonade in the dark...
Well, I guess in this family, night shennanigans are hardly out of the ordinary, at least.
...Fine parenting skills we have here...I think Xev even studied parenting during her first pregnancy.
Hmm...Oh well, at least it isn't fitness!
Oh look, it's Aiden's father...
This is probably the last we'll see of him. Luke has less than anything to do with him unless I tell him to, despite being 3 bolts and in love with him.
I spazzed and forgot to cap the chance card, but here's the end result.
Anders, being a decent father.
They don't even touch this stuff during the day. I think they all hate the sunlight as much as I do.
Do kids ever NOT burn the muffins?
*cackles*
Damnit! Quit having sex so I can get in the hottub! I didn't come home from work with you to stand around all night watching you fuck your husband!
Night people, what can I say?
Leader of the pack!
"No, really! I swear, the werewolf ate my homework!"
...Someone really cut some corners when they made the destroyed state of objects. Especially considering this used to be a notebook.
He's gonna be gay, isn't he?
Oh shut up, YOU'RE gay, remember?
At least Aiden's a good big brother. That's Dez, one of the twins. Blond hair, pink eyes like mom.
Just slightly favored, too.
Unlike poor Dia, here, who played by herself for like twelve hours or something insane like that.
Alright, I admit it, I totally want them to have a dog, I just hate travelling to the pet store. I wish it wasn't so hard to get relationships up with strays.
Birthday!
Damnit, get out of the way!
...Eh.
Hmm? What's that? Oh, no, that alien child has been here the entire time. *nods*
Haha, I have NO clue what's going on here, but aiden looks super cute doing it...
I just though this was cute.
Kay, here's where we go to college. I literally just aged the kids all the hell up because five of them PLUS three adults in one house had me batty. So here we have Jax (Alien son of Luke, who I kind of snuck in there but decided not to take any pics of because he's definitely not an heir candidate.) Dez got a dye job, Devon, his un-identical twin bro is actually a brunnette, not a blonde, and is over by the wall. Dia and Aiden in the foreground.
Post-Makeover, all the boys began to flock around their sister and proceed to queue up tons of 'hug's and jokes and such.
And then this happened.
First time I've ever had a sim struck by lightning!
I could make all sorts of jokes here about hand cramps, but I won't.
Damnit, get out of the rain before you get struck too!
"...My half brother is SUCH a dork."
It's the dread pirate Jax!
So everyone is caught up on who everyone is this generation:
Jax Fiend
6/10/10/8/1
Popularity/Knowledge
Jewelry/? - Underwear
Dez Fiend
4/8/3/7/10
Knowledge/Romance
Charismatic/? - Blonde
Devon Fiend
3/1/9/7/9
Family/Fortune
Artistic/Cleaning - Jewelry
Dia Fiend
3/1/9/7/9
Family/Popularity
Underwear/Custom Hair - Mechanical
Aiden Fiend
1/8/10/10/6
Knowledge/Family
Muscles/Good Cook - Swimwear
Agh, please ignore the cursor, this kept showing up in pics for no real reason.
Cow!
Anyone ever notice the 'reflection' in the cows eyes? It's a shot of grass and trees and stuff!
She hung around for hours just watching tv in the various rooms.
Meanwhile, I sent the boys out to Queer Night at the Midnight Hour, but it sort of failed miserably. And yes, all the boys are gay and Dia is bisexual. One of the boys MIGHT be bisexual, too, but I think they're all a big bunch of 'mos this gen.
Damnit Jax, quit being awesome over there. You're not going to be heir.
Strategery!
So much stench here...
For god's sakes, I know he's your twin, but let the man get out of bed before you try and hug him, okay?
Devon promptly starts a kitchen fire just as I decide to move out Dez and do a proper dorm for a bit. Dia, unphased, decides it's snack time.
"Oh god! What do I do???" "*noms*"
Onto the new dorm, I move in Dez who has the cutest little squishy pouty emo face, to see how he does on his own.
Oh, and to have some hawt dormies around...
...For Dez to stalk.
And stalk.
Mostly girls and straight boys. Lame.
Dez rolls a fear for...the drama major? Sorry babe, you're super gay, just go with it.
What's this I see?
Talking about balls = serious male bonding.
This is...um...something with an A...anyway, she's madly into poor Dez and follows him around like a puppy.
Okay, here's where this update ends. I've moved Jax, Aiden, and Dia into a dorm now, and I'll probably stick Dez in there too. I'm still REALLY on the fence about an heir, none of them are that entertaining right now. It'll probably come down to Dia or Dez, sadly, as Aiden is just too much a clone of his sperm donor.
I'm firing the game up in a couple minutes here so hopefully we'll have an update again VERY soon! To any of you people who might actually read this, thank you, and I love hearing comments and such, so please do, if you like this legacy!