say bye to the Xmas Tree!

Apr 18, 2010 11:53

Finally put away the Xmas tree! Go me! ))))

Well, at least it's not June like last year, so I'm making a progress, heh. I still remember that memorable phone call which I received from one of my friends last year. It went something like this:

Friend: hey!
me: heeeey...
Friend: what's up? let's go eat sushi... I know the pla-
Me: AAAHHH!! $#&%*&$ ARGH!! WHY??? I'm HURT! I need help. Damn... !!
Friend *concerned*: OMG, what's going on???? Where are you???
Me: ARGH! Home! I'm having a fight here... and damn, I'm not winning this one.
Friend: fight?? with who? O_O
Me: Stupid Xmas Tree!! >__< 
Friend *confused*: you are fighting a... tree? O__o
Me: YES! And it's fighting back and I'm pretty sure it'll leave scars and I'll never be able to go to the beach and my life will be ruined... I'm so dooomed!!!
Friend: O__o
Me: yes-yes, my life is awesome and wonderful just like that. DIE, TREE!!!
Friend:... so... wanna get a drink?
Me: oh yeah, I think I'll be done in 30 minutes.
Friend: xDD Did I ever tell you how weird you are?
Me: yes and that's why we're still friends.
Friend: exactly! DRIIIINKS!
Me: fight of the century! *__* Me vs a Tree! Who will win?! make bets!
Friend: I bet the Tree.
Me: noone loves me and believes in me and I'll die a horrible death! I'll be killed by a Xmas Tree!! And noone cares.
Friends: yep. See ya.
Me: the world is cruel!
XmasTree *falls*
Me: #%gfgr5 

life, analyze that

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