THE 'V' SPOT
back from bangks, am so fucking tired i could sleep with my eyelids open i swear. general overview of the trip- it was mediocre, with sporadic epic moments when me shawn and mel would burst out laughing at the same things, its as if we each had blue tooth radar on twentyfour seven sensing each others thoughts (like the kids in chrysalids, it spells freak-oes all over)
highlights would have to be err PARASAILING/ SCUBADIVING AND HELLOHELLO I KIND OF KAYAKED MYSELF. its a feat, imagine the last time i kayaked during OBS i almost killed dear kangyu and got blacklisted as mudskipper :C but this time the ironwoman in me (hidden very well i supposed) has been unleased :D hoho
the parentals decided to join in the fun and i spent a whole day with them doing all the usual let's-try-to-family-bond activities. say jungletreking and very cultural tribal night affair. AND OMG, i changed my mind abt getting married to farmers (cancel that/slash/doublebackslash) i need to get married to TRIBAL WARRIOR INSTEAD. oh yes pls, they are gorgeous, or at least the ones i met, and I WOULD GLADLY PUT ON THAT FUGLY HEADDRESS WITH ALL THOSE FEATHERS AND PONGPONGS ETCETC EVEN IF IT SPELLS A HELLUVA FASHION DISASTER IF IT MEANT I CAN BE WARRIOR PRINCESS AND GET WAITED ON BY HOT SLAVES <3
nightlife in bangks is awesomes. clubs are cheap, drinks are cheap, shisha's cheap i think i need to abstain from alcohol to cleanse my system or else risk having to join AlcoholicsAnonymous soon :c got all hyped up over virginal thaigirl show experience which turned out to be a horrendous trauma. NO SERIOUSLY, ITS DEROGATORY HOW THEY PRESENT THE FEMALE ANATOMY TO BE LIKE. HELLO, I THINK MY VAGINA'S SACRED THANKYOU, YOU NO CAN TOUCH, NO ONE CAN TOUCH CEPT IF I SAY SO. if thats enter-fucking-tainment to men i think there's something horribly wrong with the male pysche. i wonder why we don't see the male equivalent of a tiger show around, maybe they should call it like the RHINO SHOW featuring dick stunts. US, WOMEN, OUR BODIES ARE A WONDERLAND. more guys should learn that.
can't wait to catch up with germaine, weiteng, mike, the rest of TS :D
ok very anticlimatic ending to major feminist outroar
highlights would have to be err PARASAILING/ SCUBADIVING AND HELLOHELLO I KIND OF KAYAKED MYSELF. its a feat, imagine the last time i kayaked during OBS i almost killed dear kangyu and got blacklisted as mudskipper :C but this time the ironwoman in me (hidden very well i supposed) has been unleased :D hoho
the parentals decided to join in the fun and i spent a whole day with them doing all the usual let's-try-to-family-bond activities. say jungletreking and very cultural tribal night affair. AND OMG, i changed my mind abt getting married to farmers (cancel that/slash/doublebackslash) i need to get married to TRIBAL WARRIOR INSTEAD. oh yes pls, they are gorgeous, or at least the ones i met, and I WOULD GLADLY PUT ON THAT FUGLY HEADDRESS WITH ALL THOSE FEATHERS AND PONGPONGS ETCETC EVEN IF IT SPELLS A HELLUVA FASHION DISASTER IF IT MEANT I CAN BE WARRIOR PRINCESS AND GET WAITED ON BY HOT SLAVES <3
nightlife in bangks is awesomes. clubs are cheap, drinks are cheap, shisha's cheap i think i need to abstain from alcohol to cleanse my system or else risk having to join AlcoholicsAnonymous soon :c got all hyped up over virginal thaigirl show experience which turned out to be a horrendous trauma. NO SERIOUSLY, ITS DEROGATORY HOW THEY PRESENT THE FEMALE ANATOMY TO BE LIKE. HELLO, I THINK MY VAGINA'S SACRED THANKYOU, YOU NO CAN TOUCH, NO ONE CAN TOUCH CEPT IF I SAY SO. if thats enter-fucking-tainment to men i think there's something horribly wrong with the male pysche. i wonder why we don't see the male equivalent of a tiger show around, maybe they should call it like the RHINO SHOW featuring dick stunts. US, WOMEN, OUR BODIES ARE A WONDERLAND. more guys should learn that.
can't wait to catch up with germaine, weiteng, mike, the rest of TS :D
ok very anticlimatic ending to major feminist outroar