found this amusing...saw it on someones away message...

[starz_twinkle]

If you think life is bad now, how would you like to be an egg? You only get laid once. You get eaten once. It takes for minutes to get hard, only to minutes to get soft. You share your box with 11 other guys, but worst of all, the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mom! So cheer up, your life isn't that bad

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[misledyouth00]

yo, tis jen, remember me? add me, fool.