OH WOW.
I should totally update this more often and tell of all the funny times that go on here at good ol LMU. so here we go with this weekend. lordy.
Friday-
Had a few cocktails with Mikaela and went to dinner with Katie B's parents, Katie, Mikaela, Jessie, Lizzie, Elizabeth, Amy, Christine, and Katie's friend from home. Stuffed myself silly. Came back, where to go? Baseball? ADG? Drinking some more...Katie L comes up, Doug will drive her car and take us all. Katie and Doug in the front. Ian, Ashlee, Nic, Matt, someone else in the back. Me and Mikaela have our own party in the very back. Get to baseball, cops everywhere. Driving back, we're behind Whelan. Party at the birds nest..oh wait!!! Gay and lesbian party at the birds nest. Of course Doug wants to go..just kidding, well not really. Me and Mikaela vote no on that one and i meet all the random guys who apparently i had already known since ihop. We sit on the curb, I get drunk while talking to public safety about Mik's pics with them. Doug yells at Mikaela. Finally head into Whelan. Jessie the thief from last weekend keeps calling. Ian thought we wanted to meet JD, i say nooo, ian disappears and who comes back with him. you bet. this is katie, mikaela and eileen....EILEEEEEEEN. how embarrassing. so i get drunk some more. where is my shot glass? where is heidi and liza? all my girls leave. i find him and take him off to chat. trying to work my arm trick..lol. sit in the hall for hours with chris and reid. finally leave, find ian again, we talk on the stairs for more hours. aeveryone wants to know why im not hanging out...4am again, shit everywhere in the room, time to pass out.
Saturday-
up at 8 of course. where are my underwear? set up gong on outside for fresh fest. i get all ready to go out. fresh fest starts at 12. make it to heidi's at 1 or so. watch save the last dance with heidi and liza, try to sleep on the floor. way to loud in rosecrans. they do homework, order pizza, i eat like the whole thing and cheesey bead. falling asleep at 5:30...lets go get coffee. katie calls "im at lunch in santa monica..." "you drunk?" "uh huh :)" the den is closed!!! fuck it, we're going to starbucks. no change for liza, the yelling lady and cracked out girls in the car. eileen is now hyper as hell. heidi still isnt ready. head back to rosecrans, liza comes. we watch the fucking lip syncers and karaoke people...its horrible!!! solution?=SHOTS, hell yes. heidi comes over, a few shots. hungry? lets go to the lair..walking on by brad and kyles room. BRANDON GET RYAN. a passed out katie, limbs hanging off the bed. its 7:30. a little drunk and i run to the rescue. we get her off the top, and she skips while we walk to the lair, eileen the champ carrying 3 bottles of water and a soda and yelling in the lair about being drunk. liza, WHO DI DYOU HAVE SEX with?? in front of some guy..head back to rosecrans. katie spills frozen yogurt, eileen is dancing. 3 more shots later, liza and heidi leave, "alright you guys better be back by the 6!!!!" start talking to everyone i possibly can online cuz im wasted and alone. talk to mike, im coming down to chat, tell him my freakin life story, i cry, oh god. friends again, yay. where do i sit? in the beer after i acknowledged that it was there...head back up here. liza and heidi are missing, their shit is here. mike im's me, just kidding its liza, how did i lose them? back downstairs, random guys, messing with profiles, pants still wet with beer....back upstairs, change the jeans. girls come over:nic, linz, ash, lindsay, heidi, liza, who else?? time for...POP SHOTS. 4 more doubles later, tons of pics, the girls leave, random guys again, get out im going to change, shit EVERYWHERE in the room, belts flying etc, eileen tries to break dance, good plan=wearing white pants and whtie shoes out into the drunken madness. OH SPARKLES COOL..yeah right. Liza, we have to duct tape the boobs. 2 more beers. finally head out, apparantly i take down chrissi on the way. liza...as usual...is ready to dance! to the birds nest!!! freshman party, alcohol served by minors to minors, punishment for anothe rparty, the schools money. drunken dancing for all the cool freshman who werent down with the lip sync. hugging everyone and kisses on the cheek. ryan how many is that? 162 was it? why should i know where jd is. R: man liza you are drunk. E: no ryan, liza doesnt drink...she's from utah. she's mormon. L: NO IM NOT! E: dont listen to her...R: really, i could have sworn i saw you drinking last weekend L: No. I'm mormon, didn't you just hear? R: really...i think you are lying. L: No. I don't lie. I'm mormon. E: she's mormon!!! R: Oh man..sorry, didn't know you were mormon. so heidi runs off with some guy. mateo wants to dance, doug is rude, ryan no lets go this way..the adventurous way. eileen is holding hands, who appears, jd thats cool. emeka spills beer on my shirt on liza, running around, new plan. find eachother later cuz im not a bitch...its cool. more kisses on the cheek. public safety finally understands and breaks up the party when it was over anyway. to whelan, lets go!!! "you girls live here?" yeah...of course. "what room?" we run. back to rosecrans, the great hunt for heidi, go in aroom. lets go outside. there is the stage..liza...wants to dance. liza get on the stage, dance! incriminating pics. eileen wants to dance! ryan and eileen's awesome dance. jp wants pretickets to the show in the lair, sczcek get off of lizA!! chris comes, blows my cover, brandon is pissed and passed out. eileen does some stripper dances on the stage in the quad in public and lizzie saw tho i didn't see her! lets go to whelan! liza eileen chris and sczek...whoinvited him. running from him...mateo wants to kick it. dont wake jd up!! noooo...oh well. mateo grabbing my ankle, whelan..so dirty. public safety, arresting. liza leaves me. talking to eric, double date...lol. sure guys. back to rosecrans. hanging out, brandon hates girls. heidi is alive!!!!!!! weird guitarists, who are all these randoms from arizona??? tie dye shirts..."can the girl who misses her belt loops just leave already?"-jp....crack some more jokes when i come back okay, you are the funniest ever. del taco, fuck yeah. find liza, she's pantless. get our food, eileen buys the restaurant. back to rosecrans, "damn that girl is hot!!" ian lets go outside. "I want to fuck the shit out of you!!!" i take a sip of my soda...and run. back upstairs, shit seriously everywhere here, getting messy, try to watch a movie...3am...eileen has given up on sleep this week. bottles of water, lots of food, still too drunk to even think. doug got slapped tonight, bout time...funny dream about me and katie making doug get of the car and walk.
sunday-shopping yay. dinner yay....reminiscing of the night...yayyayyayayaya.
tomorrow-lets get drunk.
tues-......HOME.
Friday-
Had a few cocktails with Mikaela and went to dinner with Katie B's parents, Katie, Mikaela, Jessie, Lizzie, Elizabeth, Amy, Christine, and Katie's friend from home. Stuffed myself silly. Came back, where to go? Baseball? ADG? Drinking some more...Katie L comes up, Doug will drive her car and take us all. Katie and Doug in the front. Ian, Ashlee, Nic, Matt, someone else in the back. Me and Mikaela have our own party in the very back. Get to baseball, cops everywhere. Driving back, we're behind Whelan. Party at the birds nest..oh wait!!! Gay and lesbian party at the birds nest. Of course Doug wants to go..just kidding, well not really. Me and Mikaela vote no on that one and i meet all the random guys who apparently i had already known since ihop. We sit on the curb, I get drunk while talking to public safety about Mik's pics with them. Doug yells at Mikaela. Finally head into Whelan. Jessie the thief from last weekend keeps calling. Ian thought we wanted to meet JD, i say nooo, ian disappears and who comes back with him. you bet. this is katie, mikaela and eileen....EILEEEEEEEN. how embarrassing. so i get drunk some more. where is my shot glass? where is heidi and liza? all my girls leave. i find him and take him off to chat. trying to work my arm trick..lol. sit in the hall for hours with chris and reid. finally leave, find ian again, we talk on the stairs for more hours. aeveryone wants to know why im not hanging out...4am again, shit everywhere in the room, time to pass out.
Saturday-
up at 8 of course. where are my underwear? set up gong on outside for fresh fest. i get all ready to go out. fresh fest starts at 12. make it to heidi's at 1 or so. watch save the last dance with heidi and liza, try to sleep on the floor. way to loud in rosecrans. they do homework, order pizza, i eat like the whole thing and cheesey bead. falling asleep at 5:30...lets go get coffee. katie calls "im at lunch in santa monica..." "you drunk?" "uh huh :)" the den is closed!!! fuck it, we're going to starbucks. no change for liza, the yelling lady and cracked out girls in the car. eileen is now hyper as hell. heidi still isnt ready. head back to rosecrans, liza comes. we watch the fucking lip syncers and karaoke people...its horrible!!! solution?=SHOTS, hell yes. heidi comes over, a few shots. hungry? lets go to the lair..walking on by brad and kyles room. BRANDON GET RYAN. a passed out katie, limbs hanging off the bed. its 7:30. a little drunk and i run to the rescue. we get her off the top, and she skips while we walk to the lair, eileen the champ carrying 3 bottles of water and a soda and yelling in the lair about being drunk. liza, WHO DI DYOU HAVE SEX with?? in front of some guy..head back to rosecrans. katie spills frozen yogurt, eileen is dancing. 3 more shots later, liza and heidi leave, "alright you guys better be back by the 6!!!!" start talking to everyone i possibly can online cuz im wasted and alone. talk to mike, im coming down to chat, tell him my freakin life story, i cry, oh god. friends again, yay. where do i sit? in the beer after i acknowledged that it was there...head back up here. liza and heidi are missing, their shit is here. mike im's me, just kidding its liza, how did i lose them? back downstairs, random guys, messing with profiles, pants still wet with beer....back upstairs, change the jeans. girls come over:nic, linz, ash, lindsay, heidi, liza, who else?? time for...POP SHOTS. 4 more doubles later, tons of pics, the girls leave, random guys again, get out im going to change, shit EVERYWHERE in the room, belts flying etc, eileen tries to break dance, good plan=wearing white pants and whtie shoes out into the drunken madness. OH SPARKLES COOL..yeah right. Liza, we have to duct tape the boobs. 2 more beers. finally head out, apparantly i take down chrissi on the way. liza...as usual...is ready to dance! to the birds nest!!! freshman party, alcohol served by minors to minors, punishment for anothe rparty, the schools money. drunken dancing for all the cool freshman who werent down with the lip sync. hugging everyone and kisses on the cheek. ryan how many is that? 162 was it? why should i know where jd is. R: man liza you are drunk. E: no ryan, liza doesnt drink...she's from utah. she's mormon. L: NO IM NOT! E: dont listen to her...R: really, i could have sworn i saw you drinking last weekend L: No. I'm mormon, didn't you just hear? R: really...i think you are lying. L: No. I don't lie. I'm mormon. E: she's mormon!!! R: Oh man..sorry, didn't know you were mormon. so heidi runs off with some guy. mateo wants to dance, doug is rude, ryan no lets go this way..the adventurous way. eileen is holding hands, who appears, jd thats cool. emeka spills beer on my shirt on liza, running around, new plan. find eachother later cuz im not a bitch...its cool. more kisses on the cheek. public safety finally understands and breaks up the party when it was over anyway. to whelan, lets go!!! "you girls live here?" yeah...of course. "what room?" we run. back to rosecrans, the great hunt for heidi, go in aroom. lets go outside. there is the stage..liza...wants to dance. liza get on the stage, dance! incriminating pics. eileen wants to dance! ryan and eileen's awesome dance. jp wants pretickets to the show in the lair, sczcek get off of lizA!! chris comes, blows my cover, brandon is pissed and passed out. eileen does some stripper dances on the stage in the quad in public and lizzie saw tho i didn't see her! lets go to whelan! liza eileen chris and sczek...whoinvited him. running from him...mateo wants to kick it. dont wake jd up!! noooo...oh well. mateo grabbing my ankle, whelan..so dirty. public safety, arresting. liza leaves me. talking to eric, double date...lol. sure guys. back to rosecrans. hanging out, brandon hates girls. heidi is alive!!!!!!! weird guitarists, who are all these randoms from arizona??? tie dye shirts..."can the girl who misses her belt loops just leave already?"-jp....crack some more jokes when i come back okay, you are the funniest ever. del taco, fuck yeah. find liza, she's pantless. get our food, eileen buys the restaurant. back to rosecrans, "damn that girl is hot!!" ian lets go outside. "I want to fuck the shit out of you!!!" i take a sip of my soda...and run. back upstairs, shit seriously everywhere here, getting messy, try to watch a movie...3am...eileen has given up on sleep this week. bottles of water, lots of food, still too drunk to even think. doug got slapped tonight, bout time...funny dream about me and katie making doug get of the car and walk.
sunday-shopping yay. dinner yay....reminiscing of the night...yayyayyayayaya.
tomorrow-lets get drunk.
tues-......HOME.