showing how im a lady

[starynight]

Wayner: you can just wear it around me and i promise not to use too many one-liners on you lol
Melanie: but then i'd need you to beat up any guys that bother me
Wayner: and that would be bad why?
Melanie: i didnt say it would be bad
Wayner: :)
Melanie: like i say its not a great night till you make someone cry. i'll throw my drink in their face then you can make them cry
Melanie-: then search for someone else to buy the next drink
Wayner: lol
Melanie: well im not gonna waste a drink i buy myself
Wayner: of course not
Wayner: i wouldn't expect you too
Wayner: i just found it a funny image
Melanie: well i wouldnt throw the drink the guy bought me in that guys face
Melanie: thats just rude
Melanie: you have to throw the drink that a different guy bought you
Melanie: now thats lady-like
Wayner: :)
Melanie: well it is!