I can't get over the existence of this toy(?):
You can pre-order it here if you are so inclined for some unholy reason. "COLLECT ALL THE BODY PARTS" OMG BRITIAN
Okay, so here is your post to talk about hilarious Doctor Who merchandise, official or otherwise. Do you have any? What is it? How hilarious is it? What's the weirdest stuff you've seen? What's your favourite? etc. Aaaand GO!