"Jen, i need to have control of the cammy for ONE HOUR!"
oh my goodness. i dont know where to start...
ok so friday jen and i went to las vegas. AMAZING. the only word for it. the first night we didnt get there until the weee hours of the morning. we ended up sleeping outside of the airport watching the planes take off. when we woke up there was this guy watching us sleeping. very creepy but we didnt think too much of it until he sat in his car next to us and started jacking off with the door open. we glared and yelled a little until he left. then he came back five minutes later in a different car with tinted windows and started doing it again. we yelled and pointed until he won and we left.
walked around las vegas all day. it is my favorite city...well until we got to this other city.
saturday night we ran around las vegas all night, high on caffeine pills and pixy sticks. we were standing outside of the venetian when this limo pulled up and a guy popped out yelling "hey you wanna look at my friends aereola?" and were like "hell yea!" so they pushed us into the limo and we were off. There were four men and another girl they had met earlier. first we went to the palms casino, they bought us drinks, "treated us like queens", we played craps and they pulled out hundred dollar bills like it was nothing. looking back, these guys must have been apart of some russian mafia..but at the time we didnt care! then we left, waited for the next limo (which was a stretch escalade!) and went to the hard rock cafe where there were more drinks and more groping...but it still seemed ok. jen had her man corbin and i got stuck with the head scary russian guy most of the time. then we waited and i lied on the ground outside the hard rock until the next limo came...oh man, i love walking out of limousines...then we went to the mirage, but by this time i could tell some shady stuff was going on. we waited in the limo (which turned out to be the wrong limo) until they finally came out of their suite at the mirage. then we got into another limo and went to a club called tangerine. they wanted us to wait in the limo while they went inside to "really start the night" as scott said..and we were like FUCK YOU! WERE NOT WHORES! and we ran off in a fit of rage!
while we were outside the hard rock this really geeky guy who rreminded me of one of my friends VERY unnattractive fathers told us to be careful and that he would take care of us. after being in such a vulnerable position before you would think we would learn..but no. we went to ronin's hotel room on the condition that there was no sex and no touching...but we went inside the room decided we needed to leave and sat in the casino smoking cigarettes all night.
sunday we were supposed to meet up with ryann! who was also in las vegas...but we played phone tag all night and couldnt get a hold of her.
monday we finally left as las vegas started to flood. i said "15 north" of course! that has to be the way... but instead we ended up in arizona and a new time zone. after reaching utah we decided that we must go all the way to salt lake city, which was funny because in las vegas they have tons of signs that say "salt lake city 400 miles" and would say "why would they even have that, no one would go there! fools!!" but we went there...and salt lake city, utah is my favorite place in the whole world! we sat at a coffee shop, explored and met a guy names rick who text messaged us all night. we were still 750 miles away from sf so we drove ALL night long through nevada and the snow and it was terrifying. but we made it back finally about 30 minutes ago.
I HAD AN AMAZING TRIP AND I WANT TO GO BACK RIGHT NOW
but im also very excited to see a lot of people. damn i love break.
ok so friday jen and i went to las vegas. AMAZING. the only word for it. the first night we didnt get there until the weee hours of the morning. we ended up sleeping outside of the airport watching the planes take off. when we woke up there was this guy watching us sleeping. very creepy but we didnt think too much of it until he sat in his car next to us and started jacking off with the door open. we glared and yelled a little until he left. then he came back five minutes later in a different car with tinted windows and started doing it again. we yelled and pointed until he won and we left.
walked around las vegas all day. it is my favorite city...well until we got to this other city.
saturday night we ran around las vegas all night, high on caffeine pills and pixy sticks. we were standing outside of the venetian when this limo pulled up and a guy popped out yelling "hey you wanna look at my friends aereola?" and were like "hell yea!" so they pushed us into the limo and we were off. There were four men and another girl they had met earlier. first we went to the palms casino, they bought us drinks, "treated us like queens", we played craps and they pulled out hundred dollar bills like it was nothing. looking back, these guys must have been apart of some russian mafia..but at the time we didnt care! then we left, waited for the next limo (which was a stretch escalade!) and went to the hard rock cafe where there were more drinks and more groping...but it still seemed ok. jen had her man corbin and i got stuck with the head scary russian guy most of the time. then we waited and i lied on the ground outside the hard rock until the next limo came...oh man, i love walking out of limousines...then we went to the mirage, but by this time i could tell some shady stuff was going on. we waited in the limo (which turned out to be the wrong limo) until they finally came out of their suite at the mirage. then we got into another limo and went to a club called tangerine. they wanted us to wait in the limo while they went inside to "really start the night" as scott said..and we were like FUCK YOU! WERE NOT WHORES! and we ran off in a fit of rage!
while we were outside the hard rock this really geeky guy who rreminded me of one of my friends VERY unnattractive fathers told us to be careful and that he would take care of us. after being in such a vulnerable position before you would think we would learn..but no. we went to ronin's hotel room on the condition that there was no sex and no touching...but we went inside the room decided we needed to leave and sat in the casino smoking cigarettes all night.
sunday we were supposed to meet up with ryann! who was also in las vegas...but we played phone tag all night and couldnt get a hold of her.
monday we finally left as las vegas started to flood. i said "15 north" of course! that has to be the way... but instead we ended up in arizona and a new time zone. after reaching utah we decided that we must go all the way to salt lake city, which was funny because in las vegas they have tons of signs that say "salt lake city 400 miles" and would say "why would they even have that, no one would go there! fools!!" but we went there...and salt lake city, utah is my favorite place in the whole world! we sat at a coffee shop, explored and met a guy names rick who text messaged us all night. we were still 750 miles away from sf so we drove ALL night long through nevada and the snow and it was terrifying. but we made it back finally about 30 minutes ago.
I HAD AN AMAZING TRIP AND I WANT TO GO BACK RIGHT NOW
but im also very excited to see a lot of people. damn i love break.