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The Pot Survey
Name: silver
Gender: girl
Age: 17
Country: usa
State: connecticut
~Experiences
When was the first time you smoked pot?: april 20, 2006
Describe it: i smoked with brian in his room before we went to the mall.
When was the last time you smoked pot?: today.
What happened on the worst high of your life?: being at cody d's house was fucking scary.. then we got stoned and i was even more scared.
Ever have stoned sex?: yes.
Ever been to work high?: no.
What about school?: yes.
Have you been around your parents high?: yes.
What about your grandma or grandpa?: no.
Ever been shopping high (and bought a lot of stuff, heh)?: no.
Ever played video games high?: yes.
What about sports?: no.
Ever been to a theme park (Disneyland, Six Flags, etc) while high?: no.
What about swimming in a pool stoned?: yes.
Or the ocean?: no.
How many people have you smoked out (and it was their first time)?: nobody, but brandy is on the list.
What’s the worst thing you’ve done while high?: nothing too bad.
Drove while you were stoned?: no.
Brought weed with you to cross the border or country?: no.
Have you ever just started crying out of nowhere while you were high? (or started bawling about something really little of significance): YES lmao.
Can you act normal/calm when you’re stoned?: not really haha. i try though.
Describe what you act like after you smoke weed: tired and stupid. i also tend to embarrass myself.
~Money
The most amount of money you used for weed: $20
The most amount of money you used for accessories (pipe, paper, etc): $0
The cheapest deal you’ve gotten for good bud: idk i don't usually buy it.
What’s the normal price for bud in your area?: $20 for a gram of the good.
Do you have a dealer?: yes.
Ever been totally ripped off?: no.
~Tools and Preferences
Joint, pipe, bongs, or eat it?: bubbler.
What’s the most uncommon (or unusual) way you’ve smoked weed?: uhh idk the strangest i've used is a soda can.
Do you know how to roll joints?: no.
Favorite paper?: joker.
How many pipes do you own?: 0, but i took over my dad's.
How many bongs do you own?: 0.
Special brownies or muffins?: never had.
Do you like to wake & bake?: i have. it was nice.
Have you ever made….
An apple (or another fruit) pipe?: no.
Gravity bong?: yes.
Waterfall bong?: yes, fucking amazing.
A pipe out of a can?: yes.
Anything else that hasn’t been mentioned?: blunts.
Your favorite type of weed: haze from cody d, obviously.
~Food
Favorite food to devour while under the influence: whatever.. anything is good.
Alcoholic beverages that goes good with bud: none.
Is there anything you won’t eat while your high?: idk.
Do you ever go to restaurants while suffering from munchies?: yes.
The largest quantity of food you’ve eaten while you were high…..: a whole box of fudge brownies and then white castle burgers.
Can you even taste the food when you’re stoned?: yes. but it feels like i'm not chewing anything.
~Etiquette
Do you grow your own weed?: no.
Do you smoke other people’s weed or get your own?: i smoke other people's. i only get it if the other person can't.
Do you share or do you always charge if you’re sharing?: i share. but usually people smoke me up.
Has someone ever told you they scored some good bud only to find out that it was the shittiest you’ve ever smoked?: yes.
How many hits does it take to get high?: idk, it's different each time.
Who do you usually get high with?: uhh nobody in particular.
~Music
Best artists to listen to while stoned: hellogoodbye. play radio play.
Name some songs you suggest: idk.
Are you picky about the choice of music when comes to what you’re gonna listen to when you’re baked?: nah. i even like rap. haha. shoulllllllder lean.
Do you even make a playlist or mix beforehand?: no, i should.
Do you go to shows or concerts and just get totally baked?: no, i want to though.
~Busted!
Ever been caught by the authority (about weed)?: almost. i was sitting at a yard table with a bunch of people when the cops came, but they were only concerned with the underage drinking.
And what happened? (give us details): i just did. the cop came out of the bushes being like 'WHO'S BOWL IS THAT' and then they ran in the house and said 'ANYONE UNDER 21, LEAVE' so we fled the scene.
Ever been caught by your parents?: no. but they are suspicious of it and think i'm a pot head.
And what happened?: they laughed.
Someone else’s parent(s)?: almost, but no.
And what happened?: nothing. but brian's mom was asking if we were stoned once.
Your boss?: no. but she probably knows.
Your therapist?: no, i dont have one.
The mailman?:no.
Neighbors?: no.
Your crush?: yes.
Your grandma?: no.
The nerd at school?: no.
Your priest?: no.
A nun?: no.
The pizza guy?: no.
~Views/Opinions
Do people at school/work know about your love of marijuana?: yes.
Do they say anything? What do you think they think of you?: yeah. they think i'm a stoner lol but i'm not.
Do you think pot should be legalized? Why or why not: yes. because it's not a real drug.
Do you think cigarettes are more harmful than smoking pot?: yes, actually they are. pot doesnt do bad shit to you..
Is selling pot and sharing pot both morally equal? Is one really worse than the other?: what?
Do you think the punishment for being caught with pot enough or too much?: yeah.
Does the title "stoner" bother you?: yes!
Oh, one more - where is the most obnoxious (otherwise UNSAFE) place you've smoked pot at?: my room, or the baseball field dug out.