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The holidays are an especially turbulent time for the Sisters Anglin... with our Dad "trying" illegal street drugs in his study, our Mom forever moaning and bitching about that damned yellow wallpaper, and the constant remembrance of the gruesome details of our horrifying love lives (j/k)!
Only one thing can help us keep it real in these cutthroat times - TV!
From the new Anna Nicole Smith ad for Trimspa (baby) - actually the best commercial ever made, to the #1 television show of our modern age - Cheaters!
Naturellement my pen and sensibilities were inspired by the exercizes in infidelity so artfully conveyed on the progwamme, and so, dear Joey Greco, from one poetaster to another, I dedicate thus to thou...
To my beloved Carly,
O! Faithless is Woman!
The pain of no smart blow
could compare
to the pain of finding you
brazen and bare
with him in the motel
behind the clink,
and, my Carly,
to only think -
had I not called "Cheaters"
I would not be
cruelly informed
of your inconstancy!
Nor would I be
recompensed handsomely
for permission to air
my likeness on TV!
It peirced my heart
when you said
that Corey is
'the bomb' in bed.
It peirced my skin
if you care - the right shin,
when he sprayed and stung
me with his paintball gun.
You will hear from my lawyer
for I plan to sue,
until then, I remain,
forever yours - adieu.
<3 Tyrone.
Only one thing can help us keep it real in these cutthroat times - TV!
From the new Anna Nicole Smith ad for Trimspa (baby) - actually the best commercial ever made, to the #1 television show of our modern age - Cheaters!
Naturellement my pen and sensibilities were inspired by the exercizes in infidelity so artfully conveyed on the progwamme, and so, dear Joey Greco, from one poetaster to another, I dedicate thus to thou...
To my beloved Carly,
O! Faithless is Woman!
The pain of no smart blow
could compare
to the pain of finding you
brazen and bare
with him in the motel
behind the clink,
and, my Carly,
to only think -
had I not called "Cheaters"
I would not be
cruelly informed
of your inconstancy!
Nor would I be
recompensed handsomely
for permission to air
my likeness on TV!
It peirced my heart
when you said
that Corey is
'the bomb' in bed.
It peirced my skin
if you care - the right shin,
when he sprayed and stung
me with his paintball gun.
You will hear from my lawyer
for I plan to sue,
until then, I remain,
forever yours - adieu.
<3 Tyrone.