Party proposal
There is either a giant wasp nest or a dessicated mummy head impaled on a very high tree branch in my back yard.
WHO WANTS TO PARTY WITH PROJECTILES?
Unrelated (OR IS IT) I have discovered that everything is about ten times better when you can incorporate something called a "death blow". It does not matter what the something is, because you know that if it is called death blow, it is pretty fucking badass.
For example, last night I made cookies.
Instead of chopping up an ingredient with a knife, or running out to the blender store and buying a blender (that's the thing you can use to chop things up with whirly blades, right?), I found the death blow sledge hammer that was in the hallway and applied it quite vigorously to the ingredient (in its wrapper) in question.
It was super effective.
WHO WANTS TO PARTY WITH PROJECTILES?
Unrelated (OR IS IT) I have discovered that everything is about ten times better when you can incorporate something called a "death blow". It does not matter what the something is, because you know that if it is called death blow, it is pretty fucking badass.
For example, last night I made cookies.
Instead of chopping up an ingredient with a knife, or running out to the blender store and buying a blender (that's the thing you can use to chop things up with whirly blades, right?), I found the death blow sledge hammer that was in the hallway and applied it quite vigorously to the ingredient (in its wrapper) in question.
It was super effective.