There is an entry on Wikipedia for
playoff beard.
That's right.
I was actually inspired to look this up because, now that I'm in a school attended by people with penises (it is a little know but scientifically accurate fact that having a penis causes one to love hockey), I'm reminded that it exists, and is something I should keep in mind for ... certain purposes. SEKRIT PURPOSES. Sekrit purposes pertaining to sekrit fuchur projekts.
And now ... a poll!
Poll Vital Tea Poll Yesterday, I saw a cat have a near-fatal encounter with a car. It actually caught the cat's leg, but I believe the cat will be fine, because white cat seemed to be healthy and well-cared for. He also RAN LIKE A MOFO after his car-related adventure, despite only having the use of three legs. Cats are hardcore, my friends.
I also saw a woman driving a dirty car. In the dirt had been written something along the lines of "NO ONE LOVES YOU ANYMORE RYAN!!!"
... Why is there a Supernatural comic book? /Why/?
In the property mines we mine mortgages,
Almighty Ingrid, Signing Off