I think this means I'm well on my way to conquering the world

[startredder]

I was sniggering over the things I was considering plugging into Meg's Hallowe'en fic poll when, somehow, Ray on a sugar high came up.

And then Meg wrote this.

I was /very/ amused.

Also, it's totally fanfic.

Also also, it's totally in character fanfic.
Technically, what Ray knows about North American Hallowe'en traditions could fit into a small box

Comments

[lazulisong]

Hey, they have Peanuts in Japan AND Italy! D:

Probably he looked innoncent and Wow, really?! at some idiot, you realize.

[startredder]

I would like to know why no one has given /me/ bags of candy to hand out to small children.

[lazulisong]

because nobody is stupid, Ingrid.

[startredder]

... But ... how could I be anything but a force for good with a giant bag of candy?

[lazulisong]

That's like claiming me and and a roomful of gay manga is a good idea.

[startredder]

Oh, come now. I could totally pace myself!

[lazulisong]

But would any of the little children get candy? I THINK NOT.

[startredder]

If any small children came to my door, I would /totally/ give them some candy from the bag. Scout's honour!

[nyonyo]

......why do I have this sneaking suspicion that you were never a girl scout? XD

[startredder]

'cause girl scouts were total PANSIES man, I would have pwned their sing-songy asses. :P

Maybe I was in boy scouts! You'd never know~

(I was never in any such program, although I hung out with Beavers sometimes ...)

[lazulisong]

And that is why nobody would trust you with candy to give to small children!